Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

[Hushabyelullaby]

Don't talk with your mouth full
You've got something on your chin

anyone got any other suggestions

"The Vicar's wife showed me how to whip up one so quickly..."

( Smeaton, thanks for explaining about the Twitter reference, btw!).

Is there anything to dip my pork balls in?

You've done yourself proud with that spread.

If I just pull the skin back, like this, it'll fall off the bone.

Press the top and the cream will come out.

"Drizzle it over theirs"

"Hot, buttery, and split sideways, please"

TA DAAA!

this is grandmas speciality

Your turn to clean up

There's room for one more

There's more than enough to go around

This is how the Italians do it

It was a lot of faffing but definetly worth it

I followed a 'how to' on YouTube

I can't eat that, it's burnt!

(nudist holiday)

Now for Grace: Let us spray.

I'll give it a wipe before we start.

😂😂

"For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful"

Is that going too far?

"You'd better clean that up before it goes everywhere!"

Now we'll have to wash the floor.

Tell me more!/Tell me, more? I'm hanging on your lips!

I can show you my wet area later.

"Stick yours into the deepest part...

...now twirl it around like this...

...and try not to slurp when sucking it up into your mouth"

(Fork. Spaghetti. Obviously).

Just slide round behind me over here and slip your legs under.
That's right.
Now open wide!