Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

[Hushabyelullaby]

Don't talk with your mouth full
You've got something on your chin

anyone got any other suggestions

Need something to wash that down?

That is not going in my mouth.

Wash your hands first

"Anyone up for seconds? Don't want to be finishing it off tomorrow".

Pass the butter.

Can you get Aunt Bessie's dumplings out?

Sorry, I just can't face that at the moment. Can you stick it in the freezer?

It's very moist!

Purple Pass the butter was my first thought

Have you got something I can wipe my fingers on please?

Have you got something I can spit this into please?

How many calories are in this?

Shall we pop it back in for another ten minutes?

That would look better with a sparkler poked in it.

you can finish it off, I'm done.

Well, that really filled me up

Where are the condiments when you need them?

One more mouthful please

Stop using your fingers!

More?

Mmmmm, meat and 2 veg!

Lovely baps!

What a tasty joint

You can just scrape the mould off, it'll taste fine.

Why does the phone always go just when I'm about to tuck in?

Did you wash your hands first?

Leg or breast?

Can you pass me that napkin!

Stop grunting like a pig!

I've never felt so stuffed in my whole life.

Please may I be excused?

Ooh no, that's a bit too spicy for my taste.

It's a bit saucy for my liking

For what we're about to receive, may the Lord make us truly grateful