Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

[Hushabyelullaby]

Don't talk with your mouth full
You've got something on your chin

anyone got any other suggestions

I'm enjoying the stuffing.

Supersize me.

Eating out's lovely, isn't it?

I love pulling a cracker.

Make sure you swallow properly, darling.

Lovely melons!

Just try a little bit with your finger.

Would you mind pushing my stool in

Crying

Thank you darling that was lovely.

I think you need to add more oil.

More, more

What's wrong with this?

Eat up

That's amazing

"Omg it's so hard tonight"

It's nice but need a bigger portion..

Do you have to sniff everything, before you put it in your mouth?
Of course it's clean.
It tastes funny.
Nah, not for me, thanks.

"Well, if you hadn't banged it down so hard, it wouldn't have bloody collapsed..."

(Soufflé. Obviously).

"It's Friday night. Shall I get my chocolate fountain out?"

Please Sir, can i have some more
Take it out quick!
Oh..its flopped

Al fresco tonight

Is this too saucy for you?

I hope it tastes better than it looks

I love fish

Is that toad in the hole?!

Can I have some more?

Chew with your mouth closed dammit

Please come again.

You've got something on your chin.

That dog needs to fuck off and stop staring at us.