Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

[Hushabyelullaby]

Don't talk with your mouth full
You've got something on your chin

anyone got any other suggestions

Open wide, here comes the big aeroplane.

Stick a fork in it and see if it's ready.

Do you want some bread to mop it up?

I really fancy something Greek tonight

I'm not sure it's ready. Stick it back in for five minutes.

You are not a Labrador! (DH eats food way too fast)

Is this organic?

Urmm... I think that it's past it's sell by date

Shall I be mother?

I'm stuffed.

Next time put it in the microwave.

ShowOfHands Mon 10-Jul-17 19:19:50

Open wide, here comes the big aeroplane.

Biting a clenched fist here to not wake up lo!! LMFAO

Stop making that face and eat it. It's good for you.

Not this again, do we have to have the same thing every night?

That's disgusting.

I'm not eating that, it makes me feel sick.

Ready for the cheese course?

Anyone for a chocolate finger?

Don't wipe your fingers on the curtains!

Is that the same spoon you used for your soup?

I don't care if your last girlfriend liked it.
I HAVE tried it before and I didn't like it

"Carrots up your end?"

Quite innocently said by my dear Nana at Sunday lunch once - it's part of family folklore now!!

That has really made my tongue tingle.

Is that it!

Turn it upside down and smack its bottom hard and something will come out

It smells bad.

It's nice but a bit soggy in the middle.

Pass the beaker

No I can't fit in "just one more".

Cream or ice cream?