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Original poster

Fanny condensation

557 replies

ClopySow · 08/11/2016 21:46

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

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StarryIllusion · 08/11/2016 21:48

It's not just you. Slide forwards or turn sideways when getting up and you wipe it away with your butt. Sooo embarrassing.

WatchingFromTheWings · 08/11/2016 21:48

It's not just you. Blush

Thatwaslulu · 08/11/2016 21:49

I thought it was just me! I love the expression though!

QueenOfTheNaps · 08/11/2016 21:50

Steamy fanjo! (Not just you)

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 21:51

Oh thank fuck! It'll be the sideways slide from now on. Thanks.

I ended up perched right on the edge of every chair after it.

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ChocolateBudgeCake · 08/11/2016 21:53

Not just you

Does it happen to men too I wonder?

LadySpratt · 08/11/2016 21:53

Seen it happen to men too.

toastytoastbear · 08/11/2016 21:54

I LITERALLY CAME ON HERE TO POST THIS THREAD

MadameJosephine · 08/11/2016 21:54

I have never dared ask anybody else if this happens to them, Thank you for sharing!

PipersPiping · 08/11/2016 21:54

This is one of those things that happens but is not spoken of so we think it only happens to us!

BumWad · 08/11/2016 21:56

100% Cotton undies

Lagirafe · 08/11/2016 21:56

I'm so glad it's not just me Blush

BumWad · 08/11/2016 21:56

As for accidental fanny trumps....

QuimReaper · 08/11/2016 22:00

toasty Grin

It's an epidemic!

I can't say this has happened to me that I can think of, maybe because I tend to be wearing skirts?

Original poster
ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:00

Haven't done an accidental fanny trump for years bum

I miss those days.

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Original poster
ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:01

It happens to me in skirts if they're short enough quim

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ninnypoo · 08/11/2016 22:02

I definitely get a steamy fanjo when the bathroom is cold. Bent over once to see what was going on and inadvertently gave myself a fanny facial Blush

ladylambkin · 08/11/2016 22:04

What I love about this place is a thread like this ..fanny condensation is just the best description

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:04

LadySpratt

You've witnessed the condensation patch of doom? Oh god, what if the maths teacher saw mine?

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toastytoastbear · 08/11/2016 22:04

it's mortifying. It happened for the first time in school and from then on I sat on my scarf or cardi 'because it's nice and soft'. I was at the GP in August and it was a v warm day. Stood up and turned towards the chair to pick up my bag. I WANTED TO DIE.

I now do the twist/slide thing but I'm sure that looks weird

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:05

crying ninny

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Ohdearducks · 08/11/2016 22:06

Hotty front botty is realz Grin

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:07

toasty i commend you for figuring out the twist slide thing. This has been happening to me forever but it never occured to me.

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QuiteLikely5 · 08/11/2016 22:08

Errrrr this sounds gross! Not happened to me yet, didn't know it was possible and pray to god yous are joking! 😳😳

ScoobyDoosTinklyLaugh · 08/11/2016 22:08

I also do a twist slide motion - normally in hot weather Smile