Fanny condensation

[ClopySow]

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

I want to cry reading this thread, I have this problem but like to pretend it doesn't exist. Permanently too hot anyhow, I'm always tetchy and paranoid on the school run and have to change pants when I get back. urghhh, this is why wine was invented.

OMFG I don't remember ever looking at a plastic chair I've stood up from so I'm now paranoid I've been leaving minge mist on them for all to see. I can't believe it's such a problem that people actually have strategies in place!
Is it a result of fanny heat then? I'm always cold so might not get it?

Don't cry seafood you're among clammy foofed friends.

Yeah, i'm always too hot bumsex

I am as well bumsex

Fingers crossed that I've had a cold fanny all these years.

Go in the cold toilet with a handmirror....

And cough, after a piss if you had DC..

Condensation on mirror vag vape.

just me at Catholic school then?

I love you legotits

We should embrace it.

Next time it happens, draw a smiley face in it like it was a bus window, do a lick-finger-touch-ass-sizzle and strut off like RuPaul

I get this, especially on the bus, I always tend to aim for the single seat facing inwards on the bus, the 'pensioners' seat being next to it, if I don't do the slip and slide, little old ladies get a close up .. oh gawd the shame

Talking of gyms and sweaty patches, I joined a gym, the first time I went I left a sweat patch, mortificado! so the next time I went I wore a line of panty liners, like a train, stuck to me knickers from front to back. I'm happily dying training away on a treadmill only to see one of the trainers, face agog at me... thinking no sweat patches on me, I smile and carry on, looking around to see what he's gawping at. Then I look down, one of the panty liners going down around and back up on the treadmill, another is stuck flapping at my ankle, I had sweated off the sticky bits and they worked loose and down my trouser leg .. oh the shame .. I never did go back

Seafood that's why panty liners were invented!

OMG kaela that is hysterical.

kaela STOP I'm dying here

If you want a super geeky answer I think it's because the tissue ("skin") on your foof isn't like normal skin it's thin skin-like tissue made of endothelial cells (similar to that of the insides of your cheeks or your lips) meaning that fluid escapes more easily from it so it releases more moisture than the skin of your bum,thighs and legs and gives the fanny condensation effect.

I also love you kaelea and you noel

Thank you mellowfartfulness for my new username

Also howling at kaelea

We could start a craze of drawing a capital M, batsign like in the patch.
Like the Red Hand Gang.
Only the Mumsnet Minges.

On the first page alone, posters seem very aptly named LadySpratt QuimReaper ninnypoo

Oh thank God it's not just me! I do a sort of slide to the front of the seat before I get up

I sat on my jumper through my teen years at school because of this.
Still could be worse looks sympathetically at kaelea

noel laughed so much at your post!!😂
It happened to me at a motorcycle show in Manchester. Dh who was my Dp at the time encouraged me to sit on a Sporty BMW motorbike whilst he took a picture. A group of bikers were looking on and when I got off the bike I'd left the trademark diamond of shame. As I walked past them one of the lads said "you really liked that bike then"

Is my fanny breathing or something?

KILLED ME!

This happens to me, too! I thought I was The Only One In The World

In my case I think it's to do with being heavy of thigh and being always bloody hot anyway! Thank you for the techy explanation Stepmum

This thread is making me laugh out loud but for the first time ever for a MN thread I feel I cannot share it/ read aloud to DH I should probably embrace my natural mistyness

They don't make panty liners thick enough, if anything they just make things hotter and more uncomfortable. Jeggings are the worst, it causes it to seep upwards, I came home the other day and I looked like I'd peed.

Seafood do you get Mortificado with Prawns?

I've never heard the like before. I must be an ice queen. I have NEVER left a diamond of steam on a chair. I always wear knicks and trousers.
I have NEVER left a damp patch behind me, of any shape or size.
Might I be so insensitive as to suggest that if you encounter this embarrassing situation, you could purchase some panty liners.
It will eradicate the problem spit spot. We all have a bit of normal vaginal discharge which can result in a steamy situation if there is nothing to absorb the moisture. Or even if we are discharge free, that's prolly the hottest and most moist (sorry MN) part of the body, and placing it on a plastic chair for over an hour is asking for trouble.

Panty liners is your answer. I think.

Apologies for 'moist'. I couldn't think of a replacement word.