Fanny condensation

[ClopySow]

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

My comment was part of the screenshot on Huffington Post!

Yep happens to men too, notice it on those hard plastic chairs..... Not sure about the school maths teacher though.... Looool especially in a cold room. Short skirts will definitely encourage it,,,, from an Engineer!

Hi there everyone. Just joined up from Australia. waves.

Fanny farts are my downfall!!!lol

Ladies, I have to add to this and tell you that it is not unique to women. I was in a meeting behind a guy wearing quite thin, summery bottoms. He stood up and there was a mild tsunami on the chair.
So for once the good Lord has blessed both sexes.

Have never noticed this, it's flipping freezing out too, just how hot was that Maths teacher???

Oh I'm so glad this is not just me! And fanny condensation has given me the best giggle this week! Wiggle your ass slightly before you stand up like another poster has suggested. It happened to me once and since the chair was red it was glaringly obvious, threw my bag on top of it to hide it! quite I wish we were joking, but if your fantoosh is hot then its gonna leave a mark hehe!

No, never! Never even heard of this! I can't imagine it unless I wasn't wearing pants and even then probably not. I'd have to be naked to leave marks on the chair. That's so grim to think of sitting in a chair where someone's funny had sweated. Going to vomit

Fear not Olivia, for it is not sweat, but condensation.

Haha that's exactly what I do.

Olympia, are you OK? have you stopped vomiting?

tiej she can't vomit, for she has no bodily functions or secretions that may be considered grim.

Olympia are you really the queen?

Can't believe this has gone viral!

Husband says he gets arse mist also. After laughing at me for 10 minutes asking why I was asking

I love you all.

Really thought this only happened to me. DS has continence issues which we often discuss at parents evenings, and then I get up and leave the inevitable diamond fanny patch and I always imagine the teachers muttering after we've left about how it's obviously hereditary.

Well, we know it went viral because journalists across the UK were gasping "Oh, thank FUCK it's not just me!" As of Monday morning, women in meetings across the nation will be faced with yet another anatomy-related dilemma: whether to wriggle on rising from the chair, in hopes of erasing the tell-tale diamond of snatch steam, or to stand up confidently like a professional, knowing everyone else read the article and might be checking the leatherette.

Being a woman gets tougher by the day ...

I sat on a plastic chair yesterday....I thought of this thread and stood back up!

Elendon, I don't drink, thanks all the same.

'ball fog'
'mild tsunami'

Can't get any work done knowing this Thread of Genius is still rumbling on.

Hilarious and comforting!

knickerbockerglory Is your NN in honour of the thread?

I've been pondering this.. I realised today whilst seated that I don't actually sit on chairs in the way a lot of people may.
I'm extremely tall so in order to feel comfortable I tend to sit at an angle. Hard to describe but I don't plonk my nethers directly on the seat. Purely physiology but it might explain why some people don't 'suffer' ?

I'm also a bit too slim so the angle sitting thing stops my buttocks from hurting!

Thank fuck I'm not the only one! Thought it was just because I was so fat! Most embarrassing time was a hot day, wearing cropped jeans and watching my daughters Gym gala! I was so embarrassed I ended up standing for the whole second half at the sides "to get a better view!"

Just caught up. Still absolutely awesome. Nearly woke DH up as I was laughing so much I started coughing! Whoops.