Fanny condensation

[ClopySow]

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

Ooooh I get this !! Dp looks at me in disgust and makes a retching face if we are in public .... I've got the twist and slide thing down like a pro....
Sweaty vaj ! Happens ALOT in summer , except mines a straight line from front to back not a neat diamond

All hail queenmortificado!!

I really don't think it's sweat, if i was sweating that much, my leggings would have been soaked man. I need to go and read the science of condensation to completely make sense if it. But it's hot moist air hitting a cold surface isn't it? Is my fanny breathing or something?

I think it's just the hottest part of your body surely, sort of like your armpit

God, imagine if your partner for confused in the night and started sidling up to you and ended up fingering your armpit by accident

Happens to me too - it's really not sweat that has soaked through your clothes, it is condensation from the temperature difference between your hot crotch (ARF) and the cold chair.

QueenM awesome new user name!

This is hilarious. I use a leather stool during long operations (vet) and get the diamond of doom on that. Very embarrassing as can't even stealthily wipe in a sterile environment

Well, it is warm, dark and damp down there.

I get this too and cannot tell you how delighted I am to hear I am not alone!

Mingle mist has got me howling

No neat diamond here either . Mine is just a messy big blob, although one time I swear it was a silhouette of Sherlock Holmes.

I'm a twisted and slider too!! Happy to know I'm not alone!! Thank you OP!!

Minge mist
Diamond of doom

Thankyou ladies for making me genuinely laugh out loud for the first time in weeks

I think a number of us will rest easier tonight. I think a number will also lie awake worrying they have been leaving the diamond of doom everywhere but just didn't know it.

Yep, happens to me, too. Like you, it happened to me at parents evening. Just to push it all the way up to a spot in the Top 10 of horrifyingly-embarrassing-moments-you-wish-you'd-died chart, my 4 year old spotted the mark on the chair, pointed, and asked me if I'd wet myself. Joyful day.

Finally a group I can join

It's horrendous, I tend to do the twist and slide or often try to pre-empt and slide forward, perch then get up.

lol'd at sherlock cake

I've only ever encountered this at the gym and I don't care there because you are supposed to sweat and wipe up after yoyrself

I don't think I have a very hot fanny tbh

OTOH I often have condensation behind my knees

Not just you. I tend to do the slide as well...

Sweet Jesus. I had no idea.

It's like a fucking greenhouse effect, isn't it?

Why hasn't anyone ever told me?????

Actually yeah, it can't be sweat, cause the crotch of my clothes definitely isn't soaked through. Minge fog it is.

sigh< I have finally found my people!

I've been told it's called a queef when the little fanny pump pops out.
by South Park

Don't worry about the evaporation mark OP before you know it you need Tenna ladies so it cures itself.

Or you just can't tell whether you've pissed, sweated or are having four years bleeding in 1 week.
Fannys fuck you up.
Either way no more sweat patch.

Well based on the relief from everyone, it's something we should be talking about. But the thought of simeone looking at me and going "ew...noooooooo" stopped me. Seriously, it took me about 20 minutes to get the nerve up to hit post. I thought you would all think i had a bad hot fanny.

I am most amused. Mortificado. Sherlock Holmes. Minge mist. And mingle mist. I tell you, this is the most fun I've had for aaages. Also this has happened to me. Daily fail here you come Clopy!

Thanks lego can't wait...

Oh yeah got accused of pissing myself in drama class in school because of this.