Fanny condensation

[ClopySow]

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

But it's good to have a hot fan, no? I mean who wants a chilly minge? Uncomfortable and uninviting. Mine radiates heat like nuclear fusion! I love it.

Used to hate getting up from a plastic chair at school orchestra

Not noticed it recently - maybe I've grown out of it, maybe I have grown out of sitting on plastic chairs

Don't be tempted by scented liners.

That turns you into a glade plug in.

Every so often it puffs out the stink.

I always wear a party liner and still get the diamond of doom on plastic chairs

I have found my people

Yes to the diamond of shame, or on a particularly long sit the arse outline of doom

And the minge mist, when I sit on the loo it looks like my fanny is vaping

Guess I must be extra hawt

I love this thread

only now I think I need a Tena

I'm crying, laughing, sneezing, snorting and peeing, I never knew I could multitask

Howling at this thread surely it's shaping up as a candidate for Classics?

I do this. Has never ever bothered me. Didn't know it was meant to.

I have happily sat in a chairs before with fading fanny patches.

kaelea Thank you. I haven't laughed that hard in ages. I also had to pause Netflix and then rewind because I'd missed some important plot points during the howling and crying with laughter stage.

This thread
I'm always ultra paranoid when I'm at the hairdressers. Sitting for ages getting my highlights done then the hairdresser comes over and asks me to move to the sink to get my hair washed.
She must wonder what's taking me so long as I do a variation of bum shimmys across the seat to ensure there's no fanny precipitation left.

Happens to me too! I have been mortified for years and keep thinking people will think I've wet myself a bit or something! Glad I'm not the only one it happens too. I could never understand how my clothes were dry but the seat had a diamond of moisture.

*Don't be tempted by scented liners.

That turns you into a glade plug in.

Every so often it puffs out the stink*

Takes care of the steam though, innit?

Never suffered from the fanny fog, But I am so glad you shared!

Loving the glade plug in legotits

This thread that just keeps on giving

Good lord Littlewoo you've just given me some horrific hairdresser flashbacks!!!

I'll tell you all now that there's nothing like teaching a group of teenagers English (as a foreign language) and then wondering how many of them saw your Diamond of Doom as you swung your seat back under the desk at the end of the lesson the devastating realisation meant that I used to try and stand for the majority of lessons (1 hour 20 mins)!

Can I say, My DH kindly added 'Beaver Breath' to the list of potential names for this phenomenon!

"Beaver Breath" !!!

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU OP! I also leave pussy patches and thought it was just me.

Between this and the celeb rumours threads I am so in love with Mumsnet right now.

Horsepower9, you've made me laugh out loud, which is a very rare thing. Thanks.

kaelea 😂

Is this the new Bend & Snap?! The Twist & Slide?

Oh kaelea!!!

Pussy patches yes that works

Slide and twist here too! So glad to have found my people!

It appears I have a swamp crotch.
Didn't think I would type that sentence tonight

Does anyone remember the cha cha slide?

Sliiiiiide to the left
Sliiiiide to the right
And leave your seat
Nice and clean