Fanny condensation

[ClopySow]

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

This thread has been very funny and also reassuring!

No longer will I shy away from my fanny fog / beaver breath / muff mist

It will be easy to identify MNetters from the look and proud grin , or the twist and slide!

Parents evening again tonight. I threw my jacket on every chair i sat down on and windered if any of the teachers had seen this thread and knew what i was trying to avoid.

Aww, it made me happy to see this thread back. haha
It's great you had a strategy in place

Anyone knowingly wink at you? You've reminded me to keep an eye out for the twist and slide on plastic chairs.

No, but i was trying too hard to style it the fuck out to notice anyones reactions. They were probably all in the staffroom giving it "so, how many minge mists tonight then"

So funny! Mortificado!!😂😂😂😂😂

Love this thread