Pirate noises during sex????????????????????

[regularmumsnetter]

Am too embarrassed to reveal my true identity but i am a bit freaked out by my dp. Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex, eg 'Arr matey' in the style of that weird sea captain from the Simpsons?!

The other one is 'Arr, the ship's a-dockin' and 'My lighthouse is tingling'

There are various others along the same lines but i won't go into them all now.

He is not a sailor btw, and has (AFAIK) no connection to seafaring folk;)

Just wondering if i can say how uncomfortable this is making me feel (it's just f*ing weird IMO, but it seems to be turning him on!).

ROFLMAO!!! just had to bump this thread. fantastic!!

Someone should point Lucas and Walliams in the direction of this thread. I bet they'd turn it into comedy gold.

Sorry RM but this is what I keep thinking.

By the way how are things now? Any better?

PMSL!!

Think after my laughing the other night this phase has passed now;)

No pirate noises since- so won't need to have that 'talk' with him, lol.

LMCrean- funnily enough, he is a Dodgeball fan, but not sure why he thinks Pirate Steve would turn me on (although his pirate impressions are closer to him than Cap'n Jack!)

dear regular dear everyone, thought you might like to know that this thread nearly ruined my night last night (and dh's). It popped into my head right at the wrong moment and I had to virtually bite dh's shoulder to stop myself from laughing. just about managed to contain myself, but when the deed was, as it were, done, I fell apart with laughing. Poor dh didn't know what was going on, but on finding out obliged with some hearty ha-has and shiver me timbers. he's always been quite fond of pirates I just hope he isn't getting any ideas.

Worth bumping in light of the "pirate name" thread, I think

arrrrrrrggghhhhh A vast behind!

Only read the first post. Lol!

Worth bumping in the light of anything at all, really.

This was soooooooooo good

i htinkt he original post was good
the rest was just peopelsaying it was funny.

i knwo who it was too.

I'm in no position to talk

Have to diet in the new year

Splice the main brace, Ahar

No Fish - there was MrDoolittle and the case of their fridge-freezer turning into pirate porn on his office pc...

nah, loved all of it!

So this was mate of yours then cod?

Fairly new to mumsnet, heard SO much about this thread then happened upon it by chance. DH and I nearly wet ourselves at some of the posts!

On a serious note (if this was serious) really hope original poster sorted out this problem as can only imagine how uncomfortable it must have been.

Come on, who was this?

Rumour has it that it was a long necked animal

ah yes now that makes sense

giraffski?

So glad it was a joke

Thought I was the only mad person still up at this hour!

I,m sorry i still want to fuck a pirate

need a good giggle.

Liten, taht was Firyfly who posted that. She has had too much whute wime.