Pirate noises during sex????????????????????

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Am too embarrassed to reveal my true identity but i am a bit freaked out by my dp. Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex, eg 'Arr matey' in the style of that weird sea captain from the Simpsons?!

The other one is 'Arr, the ship's a-dockin' and 'My lighthouse is tingling'

There are various others along the same lines but i won't go into them all now.

He is not a sailor btw, and has (AFAIK) no connection to seafaring folk;)

Just wondering if i can say how uncomfortable this is making me feel (it's just f*ing weird IMO, but it seems to be turning him on!).

Not atall appropriate but I'd rather that than
"Store yer victuals in me bunghole!"

His office know we went to look at a house at luchtime, so fridge freezer wouldn't be shocking.

Yes, I agree that it is more socially acceptable in the workplace to be seen to store your vittles in a fridge-freezer!

Fabulous Thread!

Poor Mrs Doolittle

Sorry, but... splutter at your dh, MrsD.

I can't work out how it happened though.

www.tesco.com/electrical/product.aspx?R=8130322&bci=153|Fridges%20and%20Freezers&in_merch=1&in_merch_title=Bestsellers&in_merch_name=Servis+A-RATED+M7554+FFW-1+Slimline+Fridge+Freezer+-+(White)

This is what I was supposed to paste.
How did it happen?

i have only read half way as i am crying with laughter so hard my eyes are sore from rubbing them.

ooooarrr me harties

pmsl at Mrs Doolittle. Oh, this just gets better and better...

"Store ya victuals in me bunghole!"

I am crying with laughter at this. Fabulous!

You can't make stuff up like this!

Hilarious!

MsD, did you at some point copy the victuals phrase? I assum you did and you didn't, in fact, manage to copy the freezer URL (mis hit the keys, whatever) so ti didn't get copied over the otp IYSWIM.

DS2 (4) has just asked what I'm laughing at saying "Let me see! Let me see!". Thank the lord he can't read yet...

Fantastic - can't believe I've only just found this thread . Poor old RMN still hasn't resolved her problem though!

cant you just tell him that if he speaks like taht again you'll make him walk the plank??

Message withdrawn

Ah 'Frigging in the Rigging'!

this so needs to be on the homepage!

lie back and think of the Spanish Main???

Or better still, think of these??
depp and bloom

I'm sure Soupdragon, I must have tried copying it from earlier on in the page and couldn't paste it, so gave up.
That or the broadband connection was lost, which it frequently does, and it was stored by the computer.
Something like that, but God how embarrassing Particularly as dh had no idea why I did it??

Mrs Doolittle, still PMSL. This is one of the funniest things ever posted on mn!

Does he have nice vittles btw????

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HOME....PAGE! HOME....PAGE! [accompanied by slow hand clap]

C'mon, Justine et al, this is MN history in the making...

I'm sorry if this has been said before (no time to read whole thread now) but is he into salty seamen?
Personally I love pirates but....

Mrs Doolittle sorry but am pmsl....I wrote that in a much earlier post - got 'victuals' and 'bunghole' off the pirate link someone posted.

Once again sorry but that is almost funnier than the original post!!

Question: Why is a pirate called a pirate?
Answer: They just AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRE.
I love pirates, me

My dh just asks me to "shiver me timbers" and "weigh me anchor you hearty!", turns me right on!

But then he is Capn Birds Eye himself!