Pirate noises during sex????????????????????

[regularmumsnetter]

Am too embarrassed to reveal my true identity but i am a bit freaked out by my dp. Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex, eg 'Arr matey' in the style of that weird sea captain from the Simpsons?!

The other one is 'Arr, the ship's a-dockin' and 'My lighthouse is tingling'

There are various others along the same lines but i won't go into them all now.

He is not a sailor btw, and has (AFAIK) no connection to seafaring folk;)

Just wondering if i can say how uncomfortable this is making me feel (it's just f*ing weird IMO, but it seems to be turning him on!).

'Arrr, Cap'n, where are your buccaneers?'

'On the side of my buckin' 'ead!!!'

bump

My ex did!! I thought he was the only one... it started after we went to a fancy dress as pirates and that night... well...and then for weeks after he kept doing it.. til I introduced him to something different (gently)

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OMG Bloss, tell us more!

it's apparently not quite "appropriate" for the homepage Shame since it's MN at its best. Sigh.

God yeah, do I remember the horse one!

I will not let this drop off active conversations. At least not just yet

"I know that you are a supportive, non-judgemental bunch" from the horse one....

She not been on here lately

I will never be able to watch a show with a pantomime horse in it again!

And Marina, how, please, did you know about 'the Other Pony Club'?

There was a compelling article about it in a magazine - not a top shelf one, and not remotely explicit. Just had a few members (fnarr) standing around in perfectly ordinary riding gear - it was what you just inferred they were off to do later that made you read slack-jawed!

pmsl - Raise the Jolly Roger !

I did the Pirates of the Carribean ride at Eurodisney today and guess what thred I couldn't get out of my head as we were going round!!!!!

Yo, ho ho ho.... at least it wasn't It's a Small World !

I only caught up with this thread this afternoon just before I went to pick dd up from school. I was sitting at a level crossing giggling to myself like a madwoman!

Very funny thread! Speaking of Cap'n Birdseye and all - has anyone seen his French counterpart? Saw him on a packet of les poisson fingres whilst on hols - and he is LUSH!

thank you mn. thank you regular mner. have only just seen this and it's taken me 10 minutes to stop laughing

I got some strange looks in woolies today when I started laughing at the "Pop up Pirate"

lol parsleypants (at both your name and your message)
I will look out for l'es poisson fingres' in question next time I'm at the hypermarche!

Hey Regular mumsnetter, Can't you just tell him you were "looking for something a little less piraty"?

Thought of this thread when I was watching Boo! the other day. You guessed it it, it was Pirate Boo! on the Pirate ship.

The kids had to copy the pirate moves and sounds - was PMSL.

I had to do some serious grovelling to be forgiven. Basically, I pleaded ignorance and claimed that I was so daft on the computer, I really had no idea what I was doing.
So I'm on my best behaviour at the moment