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Pirate noises during sex????????????????????

272 replies

regularmumsnetter · 17/10/2005 21:51

Am too embarrassed to reveal my true identity but i am a bit freaked out by my dp. Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex, eg 'Arr matey' in the style of that weird sea captain from the Simpsons?!

The other one is 'Arr, the ship's a-dockin' and 'My lighthouse is tingling'

There are various others along the same lines but i won't go into them all now.

He is not a sailor btw, and has (AFAIK) no connection to seafaring folk;)

Just wondering if i can say how uncomfortable this is making me feel (it's just f*ing weird IMO, but it seems to be turning him on!).

OP posts:
jellyjelly · 17/06/2006 01:21

can you give me your thougth about the thread above of mine, needs other peoples thought pls.

giraffeski · 17/06/2006 01:30

It was just me, sorry

giraffeski · 17/06/2006 02:05

its her again, shes touble casing i tell you. Am ging to change my password.

FrannyandZooey · 17/06/2006 07:45

"Liten, taht was Firyfly who posted that. She has had too much whute wime."

oh this is a gem, giraffeski. I am going to compile a list of great drunken posts and yours is going straight to no. 1

:o

NotQuiteCockney · 17/06/2006 08:29

That is a good one.

FLAMEinEckItsYuleAgain · 07/12/2006 23:01

worth a bump

GiraffeGotTheLastRoomInTheInn · 07/12/2006 23:02

How many of you were taken in? eh?

GiraffeGotTheLastRoomInTheInn · 07/12/2006 23:02

How many of you were taken in? eh?

SoupDragon · 30/01/2007 14:28

Well worth a sneaky bump

VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/01/2007 14:29

YAy Soupy

PersonalClown · 30/01/2007 14:30

Good for the giggles this one!

tortoiseSHELL · 30/01/2007 14:33

Thanks thanks thanks for bumping this, I'd forgotten how funny it really was!

mylittlestar · 30/01/2007 14:44

fantastic thread! had to stop reading half way through as I was literally PMSL at my desk in work! brilliant!!

PersonalClown · 30/01/2007 14:45

Don't forget the horse thread either!!!

DimpledThighs · 30/01/2007 14:56

this is why I love mumsnet!

DimpledThighs · 04/04/2007 19:31

did someone mention pirates?

ComeOVeneer · 04/04/2007 19:33

LOL I thought of this thread when I saw that other one a moment ago.

Dropsy · 04/04/2007 19:34

this old chestnut

PotatoOfDoom · 22/07/2007 14:50

This still makes me giggle even now :D

mamazon · 22/07/2007 14:55

ahh the famous pirate noises thread.

how come this has been bumped now though?

PotatoOfDoom · 22/07/2007 14:59

I remembered it, read it and thought it worthy of being read by the newbies

burek · 22/07/2007 15:26

thanks potato
now I understand all those pirate sex comments and have had a good old laugh as well. Great therapy!

Chipstick · 22/07/2007 21:27

This is one of the greatest threads of all time - I still pmsl when reading it.

singledadofthree · 22/07/2007 21:32

oh wow!!! this is a real thread - have heard about it often but never seen it for real.

will look out for any funny looks if i come out with a line or two while waiting in the que in tesco....altho i already get them

KnickKnack · 09/05/2010 21:23

I can't believe its been almost 3 years since this was in active convos...it deserves a bump for anyone who doesn't know the Classics section exists

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