Pirate noises during sex????????????????????

[regularmumsnetter]

Am too embarrassed to reveal my true identity but i am a bit freaked out by my dp. Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex, eg 'Arr matey' in the style of that weird sea captain from the Simpsons?!

The other one is 'Arr, the ship's a-dockin' and 'My lighthouse is tingling'

There are various others along the same lines but i won't go into them all now.

He is not a sailor btw, and has (AFAIK) no connection to seafaring folk;)

Just wondering if i can say how uncomfortable this is making me feel (it's just f*ing weird IMO, but it seems to be turning him on!).

No don't. He sounds a sensitive soul.

I think he sounds such a jolly roger.

lol

dh and I went to a pirate party once dressed up as pirates and i have to say it definitely worked some kind of magic on him

PMSL! Sorry I cannot think why a man would just suddenly start doing that thinking it was erotic!!

Some of those lines are classic!

Thanks for cheering me up!!!!!!!

Shall i send him your way then Enid?

Don't think anyone has said frigging in the rigging yet...

ROFL - CD!!!

hilarious thread

regularmumsnetter - not laughing at your expense, but this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time

You know, if he can speak at all then his mouth is in the wrong place.

lol how have i missedt his!

I know I thought well blow me down when i first saw it. He must really like her treasure chest!

If it's too much though, maybe distract him with a hobby

OK, who will admit to telling their dh/dp about this thread and then finding themselves indulging in much playful banter about shivering me timbers and I'll keelhaul (sp?) you, you saucy wench etc., etc., etc - no s.e.x. you understand (I really wouldn't be able to keep a straight face), just the piratical banter. You may well have started a new trend. I've kept having a little giggle about this thread since last night.

Let's all just join in!

Thanks to this thread I'm finding it more difficult than usual to watch Big Cook Little Cook. They're cooking for Percy the Pirate today and everyone's talking like a pirate. It's very disturbing.

mmmm Pirates gold..looks tasty !!
I was pmsl so much at this thread poor ds2 couldn't breastfeed- my boob kept jiggling out of his mouth !

Captain PuffyPants (for those who know Hi5)
'My name is Captain Puffypants, I love to do a sailor's dance. I'd like to sing and dance all day, except me pants get in the way'

Hmmm and I was thinking more Captain Feathersword!
Do you think he wants to do Roleplay as a hobby?

RMN - I think you need to be very careful about which films you are enthusiastic about. It could get a lot worse. He could be imersonating an oompah-loompah, or Stuart Little, or Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins...

HOW do you even have sex with all this going on? I would be beside myself!

I mentioned this thread to DH, whilst in bed last night, and he had a masssive fit of the giggles. He finally came to and said
"whatever floats your boat",
which then had me LMAO.

This is by far the funniest thread I have ever seen on MN.
Poor RMN, how do you keep a straight face????

I'm so zonked lately that dh could well be thinking he has ended up on the set of The Corpse Bride Blu
OK, come on then, how many other dps on being told of this thread, started leering and cracking sad piratical jokes?