Pirate noises during sex????????????????????

[regularmumsnetter]

Am too embarrassed to reveal my true identity but i am a bit freaked out by my dp. Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex, eg 'Arr matey' in the style of that weird sea captain from the Simpsons?!

The other one is 'Arr, the ship's a-dockin' and 'My lighthouse is tingling'

There are various others along the same lines but i won't go into them all now.

He is not a sailor btw, and has (AFAIK) no connection to seafaring folk;)

Just wondering if i can say how uncomfortable this is making me feel (it's just f*ing weird IMO, but it seems to be turning him on!).

MI - PMSL (again)!

Blu, this is clearly a post from the future, it's your DS's wife-to-be.

Will you be hpisting his mainsail tonight, RMN-er?

MI - Blu {shock]

Can I just say thank you for this thread? It's cheered me up no end - though I'm sorry, regMNer that no-one has realy solved your dilemma.

'hoisting'

Blu's son is a gorgeous little pirate.

And now I've got Sloop John B running through my head.

MI
That's what I get for logging on to Mystic Familiar!

It's clearly the worst trip you've ever been on.

Have just emailed you, btw, hope it gets through.

This thread HAS to go on the home page!

Sorry!

Well my DS likes pirates too - but I'm not sure about him having s e x with anyone

Not my little angel surely!!!!!!

dare I mention captain pugwash and his faithful first mate, seaman staines..?

And Master Bates...

Nopw that's an urban myth. There were no such characters on Captain Pugwash.

I think you should try and enter into the spirit a bit more, regmumsnetter. Try decorating the bedchamber with some jaunty home-made Jolly Roger flags [fnar, fnar], rustle up something tempting from Cap'n Birdsye and get in a couple of Cap'n Pugwash videos.

Then come back and tell us how you got on

...and Roger the cabin boy?

You can of course tell your lovely husband he's brought a smile to the lips of countless women tonight

you could even get a water bed!

You can definitely get Yo Ho Ahoy on video.

I know it's an urban myth...but it's a good 'un

Poor regMNer - she posts with a genuine problem and we are all falling about and taking the piss. I'm sorry, I'll stop now.

have you ever thought of playing along with him.?? and ask him what turn you on too? - go on it be a laugh and go down to ann summers shop to get the "gear"

you should be lucky youre getting some as were are too tired

tell him that he reminds you of Captain Birds Eye, when he does those impressions, might be enough to put him off.

Fish Finger anyone?

REgularMumsnetter: "There are various others along the same lines but i won't go into them all now."
Perhaps we could help you better if we did know the full story?
I'm sure we could....

You are very bad, Blu.