It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Yay little Batlet!

Just a reminder I guess that I'm not out of the woods yet. I've been getting complacent about feeling positive without trying to give much thought to another miscarriage. Think I might book one more private scan for 10+2. Then it's less than 2 weeks until my 12 weeker.

Goodbye new clothes/treats for this month!

The Batlet is so cute!!

fruit all I was told was to have a warm drink half an hour before the scan. I reckon they just made that shit up for a laugh!

For my monthly premature clinic dildocam scans I was told to have an empty bladder. I pointed out that I've not had one of those since July

Who is doing the new Fred? ?

I can do it, I'm near a laptop, although I've got no title inspiration at the mo.

Haha Tea I don't know why they asked me to go with a full bladder, it wasn't necessary at all. The doctor made me go and empty it, I think he was worried about his table . The scan went well, they got all the measurements they needed and I came up as low risk for trisomies and pre- eclampsia.
Feathered maybe wait a couple of days and see if the worry goes away. Sorry if I put nightmare ideas in your head.
Please can someone add me to the Facebook group? I want to see the Batlet!

Yay for a good scan fruit! Would love to see scan pic once you're on the group. Have you got plans to announce to people now?

I'm watching Come Dine With Me and they're having pâté mmmmmmm I'm going to eat the hell out of that once I've had this baby!

New thread is here!

... FILL DA FRED!

We are going to tell our families now and then gradually tell our friends and colleagues. So far we've told 2 close friends each but no family as you can't really tell one without telling them all and I felt like 20+ people knowing was a lot of pressure. I feel strangely nervous about telling people! Since I live abroad maybe I can just pop out a surprise baby.

Ooh end of fred...

Cunt flaps

filling da fred!!!!!!

ok this is a paltry fred filling effort folks...

Ooh how exciting fruit!!

Tit muffins

We are getting takeaway pizza tonight THIS IS NOT A DRILL. It makes up for the lack of pate...almost.

Ballsack vindaloo

Cock wombles

Brazilian bat wax

Curry colonic irrigation.

The Queen taking her throne!

Two little boybees!

This fres brought us so much!

Doh! FRED!