It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

[jellypi3]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Baby has made up for yesterday's lack of movement and has been bouncing on my bladder all day. I felt kicks standing up for the first time too.

I'm worried for lil has she been about today?

Thanks pud, that's helpful to know. You'd have thought my midwife might have given me that info!

jelly that's odd, guess it's one of those different in different areas things?

Hope lil is okay? Perhaps she's going for distraction.

Paaaaaaahahahaha oh bat! Think positive, will make post birth clean up easier?! I'm impressed you managed to contort yourself into the right positions to be honest, I've had a no holds barred wax before and was very grateful I'm quite bendy!

Fabulous scan news carrot and hurray for extra scan

Also wondered where Lil has been today Jelly. Hope all's ok.

Another one wondering about Lil

lil was here this morning wasn't she?

I'm sure we all told her symptoms fluctuate? Or am I imagining that?

I've tagged her on FB to let her know we are thinking of her.

Great news for an extra scan carrot! Hopefully baby won't be so cheeky this time!

Hope all is ok lil!

molly I didn't have to contort - just had to whip my knickers off and open my legs - pretty good practice for giving birth I reckon! Except surely giving birth can't hurt as much as a wax. Right??

I get it all off, so does lil I think - Hollywood all the way bitches!!!

More importantly - Epi no news bat??

Quick Fred catch-up...bat you'll have to just make yourself a merkin out of a box of fuzzy felts and some old wool

Still at 9.5cm indigo, booooo. I'm pretty sure I would be fine with 10cm but it's uncomfortable having it inside so I don't seem to be able to pump it up to 10 - wish there was a way of knowing how much you'd pumped it up before it comes out!

Ha I would love to go in with a homemade merkin

Still no batlet - keep convincing myself I'm having mild period pains but I think that's just wishful thinking as it would be great if I could avoid induction at the last minute, fairly sure I'm inventing the pains!

Sounds promising bat, sometimes it just starts with a niggle.

Morning viroids.

Gx baby shows before induction bat. But your baby will be here soon, how exciting!! :)

I got told i'm glowing last night, i feel anything but haha. I'm tired and feel like I want to be sick right now! 25 weeks today

lil if you're reading here or facebook, we're all hoping you are ok x

Morning viroids. Gx for today Bat.
Hope everything is ok lil.
Had a horrible dream last night that my baby died

aww fruit we've all been there with those dreams :( they are horrible. Try not to think about it too much. It's just a dream.

Thanks Jelly do the crazy dreams carry on all the way through?

yeah, they get more vivid and crazy though lol!

Come on Bat, you've been at the top long enough! Time for Batlet to arrive.

Fruit how horrid. I had an awful dream the other day that my DH died. It was v upsetting, still makes my eyes water to think about.

Ok i shouldn't be home alone today, i've just put the box of cereal away in the fridge and then poured hot water over my corn flakes....

DP just told me to stay away from anything hot or electrical haha!

Jelly do you have the day off? JEALOUS.

Aw, Fruit that's horrible. Makes me glad for my dream I had about being at a a very boring networking event and shaking hands with lots of people.

Ok viroids, I really need to know that the exhaustion and nausea will go away after week 12. Whilst I'm still finding them a massive comfort, I'm also starting to get really weepy and emotional that my life has been reduced to getting up/eating white toast/getting to work/trying to stay awake/panicking about my workload/starting to feel extremely sick/getting train home looking like a zombie/getting in and being too tired to shower/putting on PJs and lying on sofa as still as possible/eating something white-carby/then collapsing into bed. Usually by 2130.

Although if it means my pregnancy is going well, of course I can handle it.

In other exciting news, I got a mention in the national press today over one of my projects! I'm BASICALLY FAMOUS! Ahem ok, I'm not famous, but I'm still boasting like an A lister.

jelly I picked up a baking tray fresh out the oven last night with my left hand when I had an oven glove in my right.

bat when are you due to be induced?

feathered with DC1 I was grand by 12 weeks, by 13 I felt completely back to my normal self!

This time not so good but I think that's my various illnesses contributing! Try and rest when you can and try not to think about work - if you're struggling speak to your manager. I had to recently (again) and ended up having to say "I'd hate to get so stressed I'd go off sick" but it worked! Oh and have some

Feathered LOL! bitter laugh 21 weeks, on cyclizine (anti sickness drug) and still throwing up. I hope you are luckier than I!

So I also have a sore throat today. Fun fun! Will clearly have to drink a lot of lovely hot drinks and sleep lots. Who can blame me?

Jelly are you WFH today? Or annual leave?

One of my Rainbow parents was on news today as daughter still not been given a school place. Council statement was "we have created 225 spaces in [town] to meet demand." Dare say they should have created 226 then, idiots. As her dad pointed out, they are now building another 600 family homes and a school, which will have capacity of 150. Total, not per year. Hmmm, something doesn't compute.