It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

I just ate a creme egg that went out of date in July. #badpreggo

Howay bat push! Come on!

Just did first post partum shag. I'm still alive and happy to say my fanjo must have remained intact after birth. Hurray!

Pretzel they're almost entirely sugar I'm sure they're fine (and now the only thing I want in all the world)

Hurray for intact fanjo Ga! Try not to wee on him this time though

Right, I've posted in food, but lots of you must actually enjoy cooking rather than viewing it as the hateful, endless drudgery of a chore that I do. I need some super cheap meal ideas to feed five adults and ds. Unexpected bill so budgets a bit tight til end of month and I've got one more food shop to do!

Molly you could try cheaper cuts of meat, like lamb neck - which is amazing cooked slowly in tagines, bakes or casseroles.

Buy a chicken, have a roast filled up with lots of cheap veggies then use the carcass for stock for a leek, carrot and pearl barley soup.

Hmmm....risottos, pasta bakes, soup (carrot and coriander, leek and potato, lentil and bacon, noodle brothy type), sausage casserole, cheap greens on the side - kale is super cheap, if you like sprats are really cheap and so delicious with a squeeze of lemon and aioli (though not sure if they're still in season) as are sardines.

MMM. Suddenly feel hungry.

Thanks feathered. See? I'm missing a gene somewhere I think, bloody love eating, hate hate hate cooking!

Ha! Molly you're taking advice from a woman whose main meals currently consist of white bread, marmite or peanut butter and maybe some cucumber. I'm tormenting myself by talking about lamb neck, risottos and sprats because I know by the time I get home, I'll be horrified at deviating from anything more exotic than boiled rice and natural yoghurt!

Batlet! Batlet! Batlet!

#batletwatch2015

Also worrying about Lil now. Hope you're just busy and focused elsewhere.

i've just eaten two lunches a sandwich and salad and then my nan popped over with some left over dim sum (sticky rice and noodles) and some congee and i HAD to eat it...man i'm feeling full now!

yay for shagging ga!

Glad to hear of the non traumatic shag ga

Hope lil is okay, it's unusual for her to be off this long. Although I guess it's ironic that we all told her not to worry and now we are all worrying. Hoping she's just taken some time out from mn and all is well.

Bring on the Batlet!!

Thanks all, I'm OK. It was just hard reading the description of DS when he was born and saw what his heart rate was. I was angry at the assessment unit. They said I lost 10ml of blood at most.

I've just emailed the council asking permission for DP to move in with me at the end of Oct. Hopefully they say yes, otherwise we'll be in a right pickle.

Come on bat!! You can do it!!

Also worried about lil hope she's ok

lil you are making me nervous! Come on quickly and reassure us. I keep checking the Fred to see if you've been on. I really hope nothing is wrong at your end x

Do you all reckon bat is doing a baby now? Go bat!

Go bat!!! Push that babbit out your giant fanny, push push!!

I keep checking for bat updates!

Sneaking on to say I've heard from the lilster she's fine and so are beans just mega busy and won't be on for a few days. Phew!

Ah thanks just that's great news. Perhaps being away from mn might help for a bit.

Go bat go!

And of course go bat! You can do it!

Phew, glad Lil is okay.

PUUUUUUUUSH Bat!!

Pretzel why did you have to mention CCEs? Now I really want one. And Easter eggs. All of them. Chocolate craving is bad no chocolate in the house I ate it all. Not even hot chocolate or cocoa. I ate that too Shops are too far away and I am in my pjs. Boo.

Feathered are you on the FB group? Send us a link to your news article so we can see your famousness!

Pud it's behind the fecking payment firewall on The Times Law Supplement! The bastards! I'll send the PDF through tomorrow once I'm hooked up to my work laptop!

feel as though I may have exaggerated levels of famousness/importance of very short article

I'm so relieved Lil's alright. Phew. Good.

Thanks just :)

Phew, glad she's ok, thanks just.

dusts off pom poms

Pusssshhhh Bat