It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

As it happens, her mum who is from abroad has decides that as she is having to homeschooled her daughter, they may as well make the most of it. And are travelling to mums home country for seven weeks. Why the hell not, after all.

WFH today, not lucky enough for annual leave! (Saving it all for the move).

feathered it does get better, but for me i only started feeling right again about 18/19 weeks. I honestly thought i was always going to feel tired and sick, then it started to ease off. Energy came around 20-21 weeks. So it does pass, but in the mean time just sleep and rest as much as you can, work is so inconvenient getting in the way of us preggo's resting.

Honey lalalalalalalaaaaalaaaaa, I can't hear you, lalallaalaaaaaalaaaalaaaa.... In all seriousness, I'm so sorry to hear you're still feeling so shocking! Is the cyclizine not working at all? You sound as though you've had it badly - a lot worse than me as I haven't actually been sick, just feel it. Constantly.

Thanks Jelly and Would I'll keep weeks 13-19 in mind. As long as I can eat Christmas food in vast quantities, I'll be happy. I'll be 15+6 on 1st December, so it still gives me time to hoover up florentines, pigs in blankets, mulled stuff and alcohol free eggnog!

Work is so inconvenient. I'm working from home tomorrow and I honestly don't think I'm going to have my usual strong work ethic. I think it's going to be more of a sleep ethic. A sleep and peanut butter sandwiches in bed type ethic. I'm giddy at the thought of it.

Take advantage of it. I love working from home, try to do one day a week now. Even though I don't sleep or anything the break from travelling on the train and sitting in the office all day makes me feel so much better.

I'm at the docs currently and it's packed. I'll be here for a while...Someone entertain me!

I also work one day a week from home - yes, the break from the commute (and the central line) is lovely. Makes such a difference.

Distractions for doctors: you're moving house right? New furniture/accessories ideas....visit Graham & Green, Atkin & Thyme and Rowan & Wren websites. They are my houseware perv sites. Sadly I won't be buying anything from them anytime soon as I await my new windows, front door and kitchen roof!

Re: nausea - I started feeling better about 12-13 weeks and still felt somewhat crap until about 18-19 weeks, but it was much more bearable. Seems to vary massively between people.

(and between pregnancies)

My nausea started before my bfp so I was well and truly sick of it (no pun intended)!

AIBU is always a good distraction haha!

I feel for you on the central line feathered. Do you have a long commute?

I LOVE AIBU!

I do 35-40 minutes on the stansted express into Liverpool Street then either walk (30 minutes) or 10 minutes on the central line to Chancery Lane Jelly. Only live 5 minutes from my local station. Takes a little over an hour. The stansted express is fine, but the central line should be known as the seventh circle of hell!

Thanks Pretzel - I feel for you if you felt sick before your BFP!

Jelly the baby names thread can also get quite volatile!

Oh fruit that's horrid, I had a dream like that a few months ago and it was so real.

would I have to go in at midnight tonight so will be induced in the early hours.

Still feel like I'm having period pains, just had a poo in case it was that but don't think it was - it's pretty mild though whatever it is and it might just be a nervous tummy about tonight.

I'm worried about lil

Really feel for you all with nausea - I was so lucky not to get it. I do get horrible travel sickness though and always have so I totally get how hideous it must be on the tube etc - nothing worse than scrabbling around your handbag for anything at all that is suitable to hold vomit and then having to just throw up in front of a whole bunch of randomers.

Same bat she's been really quiet :( hope pains are a sign of progression.

feathered you must live close to where we are moving to if you get the standstead express :) we will be using the dreaded greater anglia line when we move. Can't wait...

Ooooh, yep, that's my line Jelly! Curious as to where you're moving now! I live in a town on the herts/essex border (east herts really).

I really hope Lil's just had a flurry of clients all demanding monthly figures or her internet's gone wrong. Think positive.

Ah no ill be Essex / Suffolk border (think England's oldest town ) we are going to a village just north of there

oh honey that dream sounds horrible. Sorry you are still sick, gx the drugs kick in soon and give you some relief.
Bat you will have your baby very soon, how exciting!

Just got back from.the hospital. Had my debrief on the last birth with the mental health midwife. It went as expected, I'm left angry, I cried lots and ow I have a headache. Not sure yet if it helped at all

There is a small possibility I may have had some contractions....it hurts, not sure I'm going to be any good at this labour thing - mr bat already looking slightly concerned at my level of whinging Let's see if it carries on!!

Oh would I hope you feel better when you've processed your debrief session

bat!! you can do it gal! Whinge away, it's your right.

cake take care of you.

goooooooooo bat!!! pom poms being waved!

urgh an hour and half wait in the docs for a 90 second appointment....

Eeeek Bat! (when it gets bad, take the drugs, all the drugs).

Whoop woop bat! dusts off pom-poms

PUUUSHHH!!!

Yeeeeeah bat! Come ONNNNNNN bathing!

Really sorry to hear that would angry at who? The hospital? Or the situation? Really hope it brings you some relief once processed