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Whilst the rest of us chowed down on runny eggs and shellfish, deeply sneezed out a baby!...It's superb scans all around and only the occasional nose-vom on JS Grads 38!

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5hell · 03/09/2015 22:26

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 38th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

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batfish · 21/09/2015 07:04

Yep last day tomorrow pud as we have Eid holidays starting Wednesday! Can't wait! I'm fancying around doing not much at all and I'm worried that tomorrow afternoon I'll suddenly realised all the stuff I haven't done, should really get my arse in gear.

Aww purple hope you get your boy with you soon, sounds horrid being separated Cake

honeysucklejasmine · 21/09/2015 07:44

Purple Flowers

Thursday you've only yourself to blame you know.

Bat yay for last week!

jellypi3 · 21/09/2015 08:19

Oh no purple hope you are OK. Big hugs to you and hope DH brings B in soon!

purplewhale · 21/09/2015 08:40

I thought he was better at home but didn't think I'd be kept in.
They are on their way Smile

MollyBloomYes · 21/09/2015 09:09

Oh no purple poor you but hurray for them coming in soon!

bat carry on swanning. I absolutely drove myself into the ground trying to get everything sorted and covered before mat leave and within days couldn't have cared less! Wish I'd known then I wouldn't end upcoming back, I'd have finished a lot earlier and had even more preggo leisure time!

My pelvis is broken and excruciating and full of bad Not quite sure how I'm going to manage hartbeeps today feels like it's falling apart. Only two more weeks to wait for first physio appointment, can't come soon enough!

pretzelpieces · 21/09/2015 09:41

Oh purple I'm sending you a massive hug back. Sounds rubbish, get well soon and hope you get B cuddles too. Flowers

molly sorry your pelvis is being mean to you Flowers

Thanks for the support viroids. It's appreciated more than you know! Off for scan imminently, will let you know how it goes.

deeplybaffled · 21/09/2015 09:47

pretzel - brain weasels is an Inspired phrase to cover the ridiculousness that the brain uses to conspire against you.It sounds as if you are doing brilliantly at not getting ducked into their nonsense and I attach a brain hawk to help to chase them awayCake
Good luck with the scan today.

MollyBloomYes · 21/09/2015 09:53

I LOVE the image of a brain hawk! Going to use that when my own (different breed of) weasels start chirruping. Do weasels chirrup? I feel like they're too sly to cutely squeak, I imagine a sort of maloveant Guinea pig type noise

purplewhale · 21/09/2015 09:55

He's here and I'm ok again. No idea how long I'll be in for. The drip is on and off. DH has gone to register him as we'd got an appointment booked. I have text him the correct spelling of Bs name!
He forgot toothbrush, toothpaste and deodorant though so I'm a bit of a minger!

deeplybaffled · 21/09/2015 10:36

Glad you are feeling better, purple
molly - I think Brain weasels might chirrup but some might hiss in a sinister fashion.

CarrotPuff · 21/09/2015 11:13

Well done on your run Thursday! I'm very jealous.

pretzel stay strong, I hope you have some support with this Flowers

Oh purple poor you, hope you get better soon.

I have a cold Sad It's not too bad yet, I only have that sandpaper feeling in my throat, but I'm dreading it getting worse... And I have no lemons and it's bloody raining! argh!

batfish · 21/09/2015 12:37

Good thinking on texting the correct spelling purple - my friend Joshua has Josuha on his birth certificate thanks to his dad!

purplewhale · 21/09/2015 12:52

Haha Bat that was why I was going. We now have a correctly spelt birth certificate. So he formally exists Smile

jellypi3 · 21/09/2015 13:05

Yay great news :) :) any idea when you can go home?

purplewhale · 21/09/2015 14:00

Waiting for docs to do rounds. Hoping they'll send me home with tablets.
Still have the problem though

WouldRatherHaveCake · 21/09/2015 14:55

purple you poor thing. Hope it'll clear soon and you do get to go home.

pretzel cuddles to you lovely, you're amazing

Midwife in half hour. Feeling sick with nerves in case she can't find the heartbeat again, I couldn't find it last night either. I know full well it's normal at this stage bit still feeling sorry for myself!

jellypi3 · 21/09/2015 15:16

good luck would i'm sure it'll be fine.

gaggiagirl · 22/09/2015 03:43

Has the site been down all day? purple are you still in?

oneyorkshirepud · 22/09/2015 07:15

Happy last day at work Bat! Mega jealous!

How are you doing Ga? How in mini Ga?

jellypi3 · 22/09/2015 07:33

Yay MN is back!!

Oh who is doing the new Fred? I don't mind if nobody fancies it!

ThursdayLastWeek · 22/09/2015 08:10

would? How did your appt go?

Yes please from me jelly I don't have the correct amount of imagination for thinking of thread titles!

gaggiagirl · 22/09/2015 08:24

Go on jelly!!!
pud been on post natal hell ward all night they wouldn't let me home til feeding was well established. Fair enough. I'm boiling and look like shit though. Cant wait to go.

ThursdayLastWeek · 22/09/2015 08:27

Post natal wards are like some special kind of fresh hell, I hope you get out soon ga, sounds likely as you appear to have breezed though having a baby Smile

jellypi3 · 22/09/2015 10:10

would any update?

gaggiagirl · 22/09/2015 11:16

Thursday maybe not breezed. I have damaged my tooth on totally pashing the g&a apparently DP saw blood on the mouth piece at the time.