Whilst the rest of us chowed down on runny eggs and shellfish, deeply sneezed out a baby!...It's superb scans all around and only the occasional nose-vom on JS Grads 38!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 38th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

We went to Greggs then came home to half heartedly Annie Sloan the dining table. DP is asleep on the sofa and I'm eating the Xmas sweets I accidentally bought today.

Dear Pretzel's brain - shush. The body you are attached to is doing an amazing thing and putting a whole entire human together, so don't be worrying about numbers. Love from Pud.

Don't be afraid to ask for support from your MW/GP if you need it Pretz. I understand that the weight gain is frustrating in some ways and I haven't got a history of eating issues so it must be difficult for you. Eep for tomorrow's scan though, focus on that!

Has anyone found a way to sit comfortably? Standing is okay, as is lying down if I don't do it for too long. But my ribs hurt when I sit down!

So NCT nearly new sale was a bit mad - very busy! It was mostly clothes so not massively helpful. Did manage to get two changing mats, a changing bag some new hooded baby towels and an adorable Christmas baby grow thing. SQEAK.

Today I bought a dream genii and ate a three course lunch. I am now watching the rugby whilst contemplating putting the pillowcase in the genii. But it's too much effort.

Pretzel if you can gain even another half pound, and feel proud of what your body is up to, you'll have beaten it.

Bat I think we need to see this pillow nest. So we can all construct one.

I've baked some cakes, eaten the cakes, watched my old team play (and lose) at football and am now thinking about cooking dinner.

Why can't this be my life forever. Oh and congrats thursday that's amazing. I did 5k once and almost died. I'm more a stop start runner lol.

I am going to put the heating on. And get on with you latest crochet project whilst I watch the All Blacks.

Haha pud my dh has point blank refused to come to another nct sale. The experience terrified him, probably scarred for life poor bloke.

Agree with others pretzel your body is doing an incredible thing and so are you. Know how hard it is to relinquish control and you're doing fab

What is Annie Sloaning a table?

The heating?! I've had all my windows open today, though granted I've just closed them coz it was getting a little chilly. DP is in shorts!

Well done Thursday you are incredible! Not once during this pregnancy have I thought doing any serious exercise would be a good idea! I went on my cross trainer the day before I got my bfp and that's the last time I've touched it.

We've got homemade pizzas for tonight love it! Just need to clean out the guinea pigs first I hate this job

Talking of cake we bought a slice each to takeaway from a cafe that we ate at yesterday. It took me THREE sittings to eat it, it was that big!!!! Was delicious though, chocolate cake topped with homemade honeycomb mmmmm

My house is one of those eco ones. So bloomin well insulated that it doesn't get warned much by the sun! On plus side you only need the heating on for about 30 minutes and the house is toasty warm for hours.

Thursday that's amazing!

Still having a terrible time with DP. Plus he an the children ate all the custard tarts so am sulking on my own.

All your cake talk is making me rethink exile though

Sky did you have a talk with him about how it makes you feel?

I'm sorry sky, what's up with him?

You have guinea pigs JC? Love them, they are so funny when they run around squeaking at each other. But man do they create a lot of poo!

Molly Annie Sloan is a fancy brand of chalk furniture paint. Good for upcycling old pieces of furniture.

Sky, sounds as though you guys need a heart to heart.

Oh and I didn't thank you all for your congratulations!
THANK YOU!
I'm a fucking broken woman tonight though

Insane amounts of poo pud! They are happy now they are all cleaned out though

Oh sky you definitely need to have a good chat with one another. You can't stay like this for much longer

Thanks pud!

pud my fancy chalk paint comes for free from the shabby chic shrine that is the b&b. They had a few inches left in a few tins so I feel like I've recycled it! Yay!

Thanks for your help shouting down the brain weasels, viroids. It's too tiring to always do it alone. I think you're right honey that the bit where I go into being heavier than I've been before will be hard, and then I'm maybe I'll smash it somehow by proving I can go past that point and nothing bad will actually happen? Who knows, the brain weasels don't listen to logic do they

I was sure you were talking about shagging over the table! You know, rhyming slang - Annie Sloaning... Boning. Don't blame me, my family are cockneys

Sounds uncomfy pud, sorry I can't offer any more helpful comment.

That cake sounds lush jc. Mmm

Pretzel I'm sending you a hug. I have no idea what you're going through. But your body is doing the most amazing thing and it needs to be healthy to do it well

I didn't know what Annie Sloan was either thought it was a sex position

I'm in hospital with a suspected infection on IV antibiotics. B is home with DH and its horrible being away from him. I know they will be fine. They will be here in the morning and I should hopefully be able to go home tomorrow evening.
I'm just feeling very sorry for myself. Im full of hormones and keep sobbing

Boo purple :(
Get well soon, hope u dont have to stay in too long

Boo Purple, that's awful. Is it your scar that is infected. You are in the right place though.

To be fair, Annie Sloaning could be mean shagging, perhaps I was being too innocent?!

Oh purple you poor thing! Sending you lots of get well thoughts!

pretzel massive well done for coming as far as you have so far with the anorexia, can't imagine how hard it must be for you to have to try to be comfortable with gaining weight and I don't know the right things to say to make you feel ok about it - but don't be afraid to talk to someone if you ever feel that it's freaking you out more than it should.

So weirdly all girls in the office have come in today wearing blue - including me. They're all convinced it's a sign of a boy arriving imminently, I hope not!! About arriving imminently that is - not about the boy! And my SIL messaged me last night to say her friend who is due 2 days after me had her waters break yesterday! Scared! At least ga is helping me out by pushing in.

Oh and tomorrow is the first of my 25 gazillion docs appts that hubby isn't able to make so I'm scared they're going to declare something wrong and whizz me off to hospital!

Is this your last week at work Bat? Jealous!

Thanks lovelies. It's a uterine infection so not something you can see as such. Just lots of gunk coming out

Hope DH gets up soon and brings B. I feel lost without him

I'm surprised you didn't get to take him in with you purple? I hope you feel better soon

pretzel I'm sorry, I have absolutely no experience in helping with anorexia, but I am very good at hooyahs just keep sharing with us, we'll help you see what rot those brain weasels are whispering.

Good luck for you doc appt.s bat'- I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.

Love to ga! Hope you're ok lovey.

I ache. All. Over.