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To think this a red flag? And either way be completely cringed out?

207 replies

tgatwas · 07/11/2024 19:32

Went on a third date with a man, and for relevance we have not had sex yet.

The conversation kind of shifted to exs (it was relevant) and he said he broke up with his ex as it became apparent she only wanted two things:

To live with him rent free
To have an incredible dicking every day (which he followed up with yeah I know that sounds big headed)

I just kind of said “oh right” and changed the subject. Maybe he is fantastic in bed, maybe not, but it definitely gave me the absolute ick.

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Mrsphilmiller · 07/11/2024 19:33

What does that even mean “incredible dicking”?

thingymijigi · 07/11/2024 19:33

Did he use the term 'incredible dicking' ?

Lost77 · 07/11/2024 19:34

Eeeww that would put me off too!

noodlercanoodler · 07/11/2024 19:34

🤢

MrsApplepants · 07/11/2024 19:34

Ew. That’s all

Badburyrings · 07/11/2024 19:35

:shudder:

I think I would have just walked out.

Jackiebrambles · 07/11/2024 19:35

Incredible dicking? What?! 🤣

What an incredible tool.

Goody2ShoesAndTheFilthyBeast · 07/11/2024 19:36

Maybe you misheard and he said she wanted to be with an incredible dickhead every day.

She must have been gutted when they split up.

Eviebeans · 07/11/2024 19:36

Well he does sound like an incredible dick

PortiasBiscuit · 07/11/2024 19:37

Wonder what her take on this is??

DuchessofSaltmist · 07/11/2024 19:38

And from this we assume that he didn’t want her to live there rent free and couldn’t manage the incredible dicking. 😂🤣😂

🤢

Plastictrees · 07/11/2024 19:38

Urgh. Throw this one back!

username7891 · 07/11/2024 19:39

he said he broke up with his ex as it became apparent she only wanted two things:

To live with him rent free
To have an incredible dicking every day

If we analyse the second problem. What was his problem? He couldn't keep up with her libido or he couldn't satisfy her? Or, did he think she was only using him for sex?

Most men complain they can't get enough sex.🤔

UghFletcher · 07/11/2024 19:40

Did he actually use the words 'incredible dicking'

Healingsfall · 07/11/2024 19:41

So Mr stud alleges he is so fantastic his ex got to live rent free and got to be shagged everyday (plus he assumes she was pleasured everyday) and she still left him 🤣

SettlerOfDivan · 07/11/2024 19:42

Did he break up with her because he didn't think he could provide the incredible dicking? Or because he didn't think she should expect such delights?

Either way he sounds like an incredible dickhead.

LaLaLaurie · 07/11/2024 19:43

I wouldn’t be having another date.

keepingsanity · 07/11/2024 19:44

Healingsfall · 07/11/2024 19:41

So Mr stud alleges he is so fantastic his ex got to live rent free and got to be shagged everyday (plus he assumes she was pleasured everyday) and she still left him 🤣

😂😂😂 spot on!

Snazzysausage · 07/11/2024 19:45

Mrsphilmiller · 07/11/2024 19:33

What does that even mean “incredible dicking”?

A good quality hearty shag I would imagine. 😬

DancingFerret · 07/11/2024 19:47

You've managed to catch one who's undersized in both the brain and d* areas. You need to throw him back.

CantBelieveNaive · 07/11/2024 19:56

Eviebeans · 07/11/2024 19:36

Well he does sound like an incredible dick

😂😂

leftfootinletfootout · 07/11/2024 19:56

Grim

CantBelieveNaive · 07/11/2024 19:56

Is he dicking you around too? 😜

tgatwas · 07/11/2024 19:57

UghFletcher · 07/11/2024 19:40

Did he actually use the words 'incredible dicking'

Yes!

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tgatwas · 07/11/2024 19:58

username7891 · 07/11/2024 19:39

he said he broke up with his ex as it became apparent she only wanted two things:

To live with him rent free
To have an incredible dicking every day

If we analyse the second problem. What was his problem? He couldn't keep up with her libido or he couldn't satisfy her? Or, did he think she was only using him for sex?

Most men complain they can't get enough sex.🤔

I think it was that she only used him for incredible sex…

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