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To think this a red flag? And either way be completely cringed out?

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tgatwas · 07/11/2024 19:32

Went on a third date with a man, and for relevance we have not had sex yet.

The conversation kind of shifted to exs (it was relevant) and he said he broke up with his ex as it became apparent she only wanted two things:

To live with him rent free
To have an incredible dicking every day (which he followed up with yeah I know that sounds big headed)

I just kind of said “oh right” and changed the subject. Maybe he is fantastic in bed, maybe not, but it definitely gave me the absolute ick.

OP posts:
Agathamarple · 09/11/2024 07:38

Bettyfromhomeroom · 07/11/2024 21:40

Ewww, it would give me the ick.

What I'm about to say needs a trigger warning

I was on a 3rd date with a guy (35yo for context), the date was dinner and a movie at my place, anyway I was shattered from work and during the movie I yawned to which he stuck his finger in my yawning mouth and said "yawn r**e". Needless to say the date ended very quickly after that, blocked and never saw him again.

My ex used to do that. He was a mega twat.

FootieMama · 09/11/2024 08:14

tgatwas · 09/11/2024 00:41

I think you matched each other perfectly on the grammar department. Would you like his number and an incredible dicking?

Sorry if my grammar isn't perfect. English isn't my first language. Going for the grammar shows how good you are at arguing your point

eastegg · 09/11/2024 08:19

HarrisObviously · 09/11/2024 00:44

Great Snoring is in Norfolk, near Little Snoring.

Thanks for the feedback. I should have used 2 places that were made up in order to avoid this. I’ll work harder on my jokes next time.

GoldenSunflowers · 09/11/2024 13:41

OP, Radio 1 are doing a phone-in now with experiences of being used/taken advantage of in a relationship. Loverboy would be in good company. Someone complained about his Costco being abused.

ThoseWhoDance · 09/11/2024 13:51

....definitely no fourth date...

LunaNorth · 09/11/2024 13:58

AConcernedCitizen · 07/11/2024 20:08

Tell him you're not so keen on an incredible dicking right out of the gate, at least not until you've had a rigorous finger-blasting.

I snorted.

AmIEnough · 14/11/2024 08:07

MillyMichaelson · 07/11/2024 20:01

So is a woman having sex 'giving a man an incredible cunting'?

He sounds rank 😂

I’m actually laughing out loud at this!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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