I have ginger hair. Long, lustrous ginger hair.
Not auburn, or anything like that... it's ginger. GINGER.
Lovely long ginger tresses that shine like copper in the sun.
People actually gasp in awestruck admiration as I trot past, my long ginger hair flowing out behind me like a mane of fire.
So.
I was having a coffee with a friend the other day, when they said, apropos of nothing, 'Oh, you're hair's not really ginger, you know, it's.... [and i can barely bring myself to type the words].... STRAWBERRY BLONDE.'
So I killed them.
WIBU?