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DH just put jam on a crumpet...

205 replies

NeonBoomerang · 13/04/2023 21:43

He didn't even use butter.

Don't worry, I've already called the police.

In your opinion, what does belong on a crumpet?

OP posts:
Exhibity · 13/04/2023 21:44

Butter and jam or lemon curd

spanieleyes · 13/04/2023 21:45

Jam!
Especially blackcurrant

Mocky · 13/04/2023 21:45

Butter.
More butter.
Bit more butter.

Puppers · 13/04/2023 21:45

Butter.
Butter and jam.
Butter and marmalade.

Tacocatgoatcheesepizza · 13/04/2023 21:45

Jam totally belongs on a crumpet!! Better with butter as well but nothing wrong with jam on a crumpet!!

Crazycatlady202020 · 13/04/2023 21:46

Lots of butter and nothing else

Custardbanana · 13/04/2023 21:46

Cheese and jam

Bluelightbaby · 13/04/2023 21:46

Partner always puts jam on his
i have butter or cheese spread

NooNooHead1981 · 13/04/2023 21:46

Lots of Lurpak and Marmite. On a hot crunchy crumpet.

Just realised that sounds a bit kinky 😳 😅

Guiltypleasures001 · 13/04/2023 21:46

Marmite....gets coat

FawnFrenchieMum · 13/04/2023 21:46

I do sometimes fancy jam on them but definitely with butter! You can’t eat a crumpet without butter, that’s against the law!

CrystalTits · 13/04/2023 21:46

Butter. More butter. Marmite. Vintage Cheddar.

ZuckerwatterMaus · 13/04/2023 21:47

Butter , lots of butter so it melts through the holes and soaks to the bottom . Usually butter by itself , but sometimes jam , lemon curd or honey . If I am in a savoury mood sometimes a slice of Cheshire cheese on very buttery crumpet .

Allmarbleslost · 13/04/2023 21:47

Definitely jam but you need All The Butter first.

BellaVita · 13/04/2023 21:47

Lots of butter and jam.

crazeecatlady · 13/04/2023 21:47

Marmite and cheese toasted

VittysCardigan · 13/04/2023 21:48

Butter or butter & golden syrup

timesogin · 13/04/2023 21:48

Now I just want a crumpet

hairdresserbreakup · 13/04/2023 21:48

CrystalTits · 13/04/2023 21:46

Butter. More butter. Marmite. Vintage Cheddar.

Yup - yum!!.

Or honey!

Amazongirl9 · 13/04/2023 21:48

Butter first and the marmite or jam.

vodkaredbullgirl · 13/04/2023 21:48

Lots of butter and jam.

MoongazyHare · 13/04/2023 21:49

Butter on its own
Jam (pref blackcurrant)
Butter and Marmite
Grilled cheese (pref Edam or Gruyere)
Nutella

Isseywith3witchycats · 13/04/2023 21:49

me plain butter lashings of it
butter and honey or strawberry jam
butter and cheese melted under the grill
OH butter and marmite or melted cheese

ZeusandClio · 13/04/2023 21:49

Good Christ, have him arrested. Butter and only butter. Or a scrape of marmite with the butter. That is the crumpet law.

WiseUpJanetWeiss · 13/04/2023 21:49

Butter and marmite. Pikelets are even better than crumpets though.