My vibrator has disappeared…

[Ummmwhereisit]

Name changed for this because vibrators.

I’m home alone and was about to indulge in a spot of alone time before having a quick nap.

My vibrator is not in the hidden box in my bedside drawer as usual. I have absolutely no idea where it is. I’ve searched my partners bedside drawer and it’s not there either. I use it infrequently so can’t recall when I had it last but I’m 99.99% certain it will have gone back in the box that it always does… it’s an old box for something unrelated, think iPhone type, with an insert in and the vibrator sits neatly underneath so even if someone were to open the drawer and get as far as opening the box they wouldn’t necessarily know it was there. Obviously partner knew.

We had a few days away last week and both the cleaner and my parents had keys for the house. I was away last night and am not long home.

Where the fuck is it and who the fuck has moved it?

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It’s in the same place as the missing MN ironing board…..

It’s in the same place as the missing MN ironing board

Yes...the one thread I still want a conclusion to, even though it was probably total bobbins.

I really should have added a somewhere there

Back to the person who mistook the vibrator for a whisk….
How were the meringues? Stiff enough?

*couldn’t help myself, sorry.

@Mammyloveswine

Have you tried praying to st anthony?

Tell me you're Irish without telling me you're Irish

It is teen logic. Take something, forget to put it back, realise the other person will now know it’s missing, so put it back somewhere random and hope the person thinks they dropped it there themselves- an adult would surely have kept it or disposed of it. Not hidden it in a bizarre place.

A child at our school once found and brought in her mum’s ‘massager’ to show her friends at playtime. She was 8.

Just a suggestion…

Is it stuck behind the drawer? Mine apparantly got stuck behind a drawer and fell out when our friends were helping us move. That was a fun moment ...

@bedheadedzombie

Is it stuck behind the drawer? Mine apparantly got stuck behind a drawer and fell out when our friends were helping us move. That was a fun moment ...

@bedheadedzombie Read the OP's posts, she found it many hours ago.

FOR THOSE STILL GUESSING.....
OP declared at 16.57 yesterday 05.03.22 that her vibrator has indeed been found 🥳! Found in a Soap and Glory Christmas tin apparently. Said vibrator is now binned due to the OP not knowing who's (if any) vajuju it has been up or anywhere else for that matter.
I predict a few more pages of 'is it under the bed?' or 'did a magpie fly through the window and steal it?'.... we shall see....

Is it in your over night bag or suitcase? Sometimes i plan things and forget later.

@Markuvince

As a guy, I would ask your husband

As a woman, I'd read the thread

Looks like you were right, Livebythecoast.

@DrSbaitso

Looks like you were right, Livebythecoast.

- it always happens! Like the 'guess the clothing store' one - someone guessed fairly early on the thread - 18 pages later.. 'is it xxxx?' - I commented on that one too that it had been guessed - I don't waste my evenings

Has this item been found OP?!

Have you ordered another and a lockable box for it?

My sister had a call from her son's school one day to say he had brought in a vibrator and was waving it around in the playground. She said the teacher asked if she wanted it back. She was beyond mortified and said no please chuck it away!
Made school pick up a bit embarrassing for the next few weeks 🙈

Sure it's not in the place that it's intended for??!!! Wink wink, lol!

@Livebythecoast many appreciations for your service on this thread I fear your endeavours will be in vain!

@Ummmwhereisit - I think so too! Anyway, I have a life to get back to

Anyone else read all this then go to Amazon for a lockable vanity case?

@BruceAndNosh

Lost things normally turn up in the place where they were last used. Have you checked your vag?

😂

@Ummmwhereisit Nope, I'm southeast.

Perhaps it's a fetish / power move?

I'm pretty sure it was your daughter, as others have said. But it's really not that awful. She's just a monkey like we all were, and these days more than ever teenagers are being bombarded with encouragement to be sexual. It's actually quite reassuring that she may be more interested in pleasing herself rather than getting involved with a lot of dodgy boys.

I just saw you found it and does sound like it was your teen DD.

Am not sure what I’d do but has she started periods? Does she read Judy Blume or act if the teen romance stuff?

I googled and apparently a sex expert on This Morning said parents should buy their teen DDs a sex toy to help them explore their sexuality. I’m not sure about that myself! And a few viewers disagreed.

Lost things normally turn up in the place where they were last used.
Have you checked your vag?

OMG