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Locked parking thread 4 - The End

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BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 19:33

We hope!

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Mummylovesmonkeys · 02/08/2021 19:34

Phew! Panic then!

QueenStromba · 02/08/2021 19:34

Has he confirmed his arrival?

DepressedDD · 02/08/2021 19:34

He’ll ever be on time, he’ll make you wait again!

DepressedDD · 02/08/2021 19:34

Never!

BruceAndNosh · 02/08/2021 19:34

My prediction of previous thread filling at 7.25 was CLOSE!

I think the OP should only turn up on a horse, she should also be sporting some frightening blood stains (ketchup), and say she got held up butchering a pig.
Carelessly waving a meat cleaver....

ApolloandDaphne · 02/08/2021 19:34

I look forward to the end game!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 02/08/2021 19:34

Hurrah! Your db’s account of the conversation was epic, @BlueEyesWhiteDragon - pure, comedy gold!

Sunbird24 · 02/08/2021 19:34

Hooray! Thanks OP, I can’t go for my dinner until I know how this ends!

FenceSplinters · 02/08/2021 19:34

He’s late now. No need to answer the door to him.

Bananapuppy · 02/08/2021 19:35

Thank you @BlueEyesWhiteDragon!

Disfordarkchocolate · 02/08/2021 19:35

I had popcorn, but I ate it. This is what happens when you are on a diet and only get 12 g of popcorn.

Biblionerd · 02/08/2021 19:35

Ooh the tension is palpable

Bigassbeebuzzbuzz · 02/08/2021 19:35

Maybe suggest CF buys himself a watch as his time keeping is awful.

seconddateshithead · 02/08/2021 19:35

Your DB needs a fan page. Or a link to his bumble profile. Just saying...

Pavlova31 · 02/08/2021 19:35

I’m all ears Op !!

Mummylovesmonkeys · 02/08/2021 19:35

@BruceAndNosh

My prediction of previous thread filling at 7.25 was CLOSE!

I think the OP should only turn up on a horse, she should also be sporting some frightening blood stains (ketchup), and say she got held up butchering a pig.
Carelessly waving a meat cleaver....

^^^

This!

NothingIsWrong · 02/08/2021 19:35

@Disfordarkchocolate

I had popcorn, but I ate it. This is what happens when you are on a diet and only get 12 g of popcorn.
That should actually be illegal. 12g of popcorn?!?

Also would like a place on the list for DB, he sounds perfect

Glumgal · 02/08/2021 19:36

Bound to be far too busy with 'famous' ex-footballer friend to show up now Hmm

Bargebill19 · 02/08/2021 19:36

🎂🥃

SixesAndEights · 02/08/2021 19:36

He probably won't come, he'll be at X's house till whenever, then tootle by.

MaybeMaybeNotJ · 02/08/2021 19:36

I was just trying to comment on part three how heart warming the thread has become. Sibling love ❤️

tenterden · 02/08/2021 19:36

Yes I am sure OP was back home at 7.30 as promised, but she has now gone out again and won't be back until the morning.

If CF asks DB why he didn't ask her to leave the keys, he can just say he forgot Grin

WhoaBettyWhite · 02/08/2021 19:36

When he turns up, You need to actually play who blinks first now..!! Smile

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 02/08/2021 19:36

I bet he doesn't turn up again until midnight. CF!

Biscoffin · 02/08/2021 19:37

I am so ready for this. Wine