Locked parking thread 4 - The End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

We hope!

DH: 'shall we put a film on?'

Me: 'no, not until I know how @BlueEyesWhiteDragon's parking situation ends'

Hes currently not here and I have not had a text so we are awaiting with baited breath.

I am also quite grateful to CF for providing such epic entertainment.

Just think we could have finished on thread 1 with him arriving back at the car ... sorry the Ranger ... to get his picnic lunch rang the bell received a snotty comment about just a few minutes hey and been gone . Yet here we are DAYS later.

Settling in! Will this car ever get moved ?!

Is it over yet???

I’m supposed to be driving DS’s friend home but I’m stuck refreshing this thread and daydreaming about her sexy brown haired DB.

Keeping my fingers crossed that Mumsnet doesn’t chose this moment to go down again.... I’m so invested in this thread.

🥂🥂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥂🥂Flying my flags for you OP

Is it too late to suggest saying "you'll just get the keys, give me five" and proceed to disappear for 3 days only sending fleeting messages saying you'll be back at 07.30?

Not sure he's even going to come back to day tbh!

Stopped watching my TV show in order to be ready for 7.30pm.

Is your truck parked in front of the gates? If so, quickly neck some wine so you can’t possibly move it!

He's not coming

Just Parking .(my arse not my Ronnie the Ranger)

It will be interesting to see if he comes back tonight.

Omg is this the jackass??!! This has been bothering the shit out of me as I couldn't find a second thread 😲

I have a brussels sprouts cheese in the oven with left over sausages and bacon from lunch. It'll be ready at 19.45, he'd better have turned up by then. (Like cauliflower cheese, only brussels sprouts instead.)

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

Hes currently not here and I have not had a text so we are awaiting with baited breath.

I am also quite grateful to CF for providing such epic entertainment.

Just think we could have finished on thread 1 with him arriving back at the car ... sorry the Ranger ... to get his picnic lunch rang the bell received a snotty comment about just a few minutes hey and been gone . Yet here we are DAYS later.

WHERE THE HELL IS HE?

I can't stand another day of this! :D

Could he have not text because DB told him your phone had died, or is it most likely just another symptom of his CFitis?

Please clone DB and send me one...? I'll pay the post & packing...

I literally cannot believe this tosser. I think there is zero chance of him turning up at 7.30. He is the sort of wanker who will make a point of pitching up at least an hour late.

Now you know he had to get a lift out to you I'd be all for keeping THE RANGER for days! Just failing to coordinate diaries for collection, oh isn't that a pity, what a shame, never mind...

The level of brassneckery this twat has shown makes me think he's gone for his party with Kevin Keegan and left the car and will try again tomorrow at a time he dictates

@BlackAmericanoNoSugar

I have a brussels sprouts cheese in the oven with left over sausages and bacon from lunch. It'll be ready at 19.45, he'd better have turned up by then. (Like cauliflower cheese, only brussels sprouts instead.)

'Brussels sprouts cheese' I can smell it from here!

Why do I get the feeling he’s not going to show up tonight?

If he doesn't collect it tonight, I would absolutely get FC to tow the bloody thing tomorrow!

He thinks he can piss you about dictating when he fetches his car.. he is the ultimate CF

I would like to say, no matter what the outcome, a MASSIVE thank you to BlueEyesWhiteDragon and her wonderful DB, along with the rest of the posters, for the entertainment over the last few days.

Thank You!