Locked parking thread 4 - The End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

We hope!

I second @WiddlinDiddlin suggestion of FC tow tomorrow if he doesn't turn up tonight!

When this is all over, can you please start a thread purely about your DB? A dating one ideally there’s a long line of potentials waiting for him!

Gosh this is exciting!

I have a feeling he won't come at all tonight. I hope I'm wrong for your sake, op! But it's almost like you've won a "victory" so he'll need to take back the power now.

What he doesn't realise is you don't give a toss and he's been without his car for 3 days! What a muppet

He’s so not coming tonight

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon
"we are awaiting with baited breath."
Normally I don't comment on typos and spellings - but I would like to point out that most people wait with 'bated breath'.

Damn. I need to go bed as been up all night. I wanted to stay up until the very end. Ah well, I'll catch up in the morning.

I don't think he'll be anywhere near 7:30; he's drinking at sleb's place and he'll be mid socialising now.

Terry Venables has just turned up unexpectedly and he's brought Hungry Hungry Hippos with him.

I’ve read all threads and have 12% left on my phone battery.
I really need to know the result of the CF

🥂🥂Well, just have a few chicken legs and pantaloons while you wait 🥂🥂

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

He best bloody come. I swear. DB does have to return home at some point. He's already staying the extra night and driving back tomorrow morning now!

Clearly spending time with his 'legend' of a mate was more important to CF than retrieving his beloved ranger

Bloody hell, this guy is insane!

It smells delicious TheSunShinesBrighter Tastes good too, although it's currently hotter than the surface of the sun so I'm having to be a bit careful with it.

He'll get drunk and go home in a taxi having forgotten about the care😂😂

Your DB is a total superstar. 🌟

Absolute genius, Pinteresque script.

My favourite parts were when he asked guy what idiot parked the his car there, and asked what a Ranger’ was.

Maybe DB would like to break his journey home in Warwickshire.

I need to know if OP will be having a 3rd carvery tonight.

I thought they were pantaloons.

Maybe it's chickens wearing pantaloons?!?!

Text him and say you've got to go out by 8. Make him come to you on your terms.

Drat - posted too soon.
'baited breath' is something entirely different. Are you trying to lure him in?

It just amused me in the light of this thread.

I'm so invested I've been lurking for days 👀

Is your car still in the way? I’d give him to a certain time, then start boozing so you can’t move it.

I've just caught up on all these threads, and I am absolutely gobsmacked at how cheeky this twat is! HOW RUDE! definitely make sure you pull him up in it when he finally arrives

Have told DH and the DC, and random extra help for a sleepover all the details.

They came up with lots more ideas of what to do with the car.

Betting on a no show this evening sadly.

I've just had to spend an hour driving and logged on to MN to find out what's happened as soon as I arrived. Even before texting DH!!!!