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Locked parking thread 4 - The End

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BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 19:33

We hope!

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LavenderAskew · 03/08/2021 17:29

@REP22

Ker-plunk with Seaman...? Although that sounds more like an unfortunate medical condition...

Top updates OP, you are wonderfully patient and a total hero.

Anyone want to come in on a minibus up to Montrose...? Discount for anyone carrying a cuddly toy wearing Tartan and holding a tiny spear Wink

Best get a coach.Have a central meeting point and we'll go from there.

Cluedo with Cantona?

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 03/08/2021 17:32

If it's true that the Women's Institute is more powerful than NATO, I can well see the Montrose police force having to use up a whole year's budget in just one day - I hear that water cannon, tear gas, riot shields and mounted officers cost an absolute fortune Grin

Sitchervice · 03/08/2021 17:32

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DishingOutDone · 03/08/2021 17:32

So maybe CF could visit his car occasionally? Like with the horse?

thelionqwueen · 03/08/2021 17:35

@DishingOutDone

So maybe CF could visit his car occasionally? Like with the horse?

😂😭😂 omg

TarpaulinEyes · 03/08/2021 17:35

@dexterslockedintheshedagain

You could play Queen's 'I want to break free' loudly when he does turn up.....
How about The Final Countdown?
cafenoirbiscuit · 03/08/2021 17:36

I suspect OP was mildly ambitious entitling this thread ‘the end’

QueenStromba · 03/08/2021 17:36

@DishingOutDone

So maybe CF could visit his car occasionally? Like with the horse?
You've just won the thread.
WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 03/08/2021 17:36

Theme from the Lone Ranger.

thelionqwueen · 03/08/2021 17:37

Or So Long, Farewell?

So long
Farewell
Aufwiedersehn
Goodnight
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long
Farewell
Aufwiedersehn
Adeiu
Adeiu Adeiu
To yieu and yieu and yieu

SunshineCake · 03/08/2021 17:40

Is owness the new naice?

Absolutely not!!!

sparepantsandtoothbrush · 03/08/2021 17:41

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BruceAndNosh · 03/08/2021 17:46

I followed a black Ford Defender today. It had THUNDER in red on the back which made it even more wanky.

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Primrosefields · 03/08/2021 17:47

If choosing songs, my dh suggested Locked Up by Akon

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Sitchervice · 03/08/2021 17:49

@sparepantsandtoothbrush 🤣 I totally miss read it. How long till it gets onto daily fail do you think 🤔

DishingOutDone · 03/08/2021 17:50

@QueenStromba thank you!! I’m made up! I’m a notorious thread killer! (Hugs Queen to bosom. Gets coat)

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/08/2021 17:54

Is there a new thread yet? I'm sure we can come up with more Board Gamez wiv the Boyz.

Mummylovesmonkeys · 03/08/2021 17:56

Postman's Knock with Pickford?

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QueenStromba · 03/08/2021 18:08

[quote DishingOutDone]@QueenStromba thank you!! I’m made up! I’m a notorious thread killer! (Hugs Queen to bosom. Gets coat)[/quote]
I guffawed so much that I needed to explain the horse thread to DH.