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Fanny condensation

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ClopySow Tue 08-Nov-16 21:46:28

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

StarryIllusion Tue 08-Nov-16 21:48:31

It's not just you. Slide forwards or turn sideways when getting up and you wipe it away with your butt. Sooo embarrassing.

WatchingFromTheWings Tue 08-Nov-16 21:48:36

It's not just you. blush

Thatwaslulu Tue 08-Nov-16 21:49:42

I thought it was just me! I love the expression though!

QueenOfTheNaps Tue 08-Nov-16 21:50:52

Steamy fanjo! (Not just you)

ClopySow Tue 08-Nov-16 21:51:53

Oh thank fuck! It'll be the sideways slide from now on. Thanks.

I ended up perched right on the edge of every chair after it.

ChocolateBudgeCake Tue 08-Nov-16 21:53:06

Not just you <sigh>

Does it happen to men too I wonder?

LadySpratt Tue 08-Nov-16 21:53:13

Seen it happen to men too.

toastytoastbear Tue 08-Nov-16 21:54:21


MadameJosephine Tue 08-Nov-16 21:54:47

I have never dared ask anybody else if this happens to them, Thank you for sharing!

PipersPiping Tue 08-Nov-16 21:54:49

This is one of those things that happens but is not spoken of so we think it only happens to us!

BumWad Tue 08-Nov-16 21:56:10

100% Cotton undies

Lagirafe Tue 08-Nov-16 21:56:17

I'm so glad it's not just me blush

BumWad Tue 08-Nov-16 21:56:29

As for accidental fanny trumps....

QuimReaper Tue 08-Nov-16 22:00:22

toasty grin

It's an epidemic!

I can't say this has happened to me that I can think of, maybe because I tend to be wearing skirts?

ClopySow Tue 08-Nov-16 22:00:41

Haven't done an accidental fanny trump for years bum

I miss those days.

ClopySow Tue 08-Nov-16 22:01:47

It happens to me in skirts if they're short enough quim

ninnypoo Tue 08-Nov-16 22:02:10

I definitely get a steamy fanjo when the bathroom is cold. Bent over once to see what was going on and inadvertently gave myself a fanny facial blush

ladylambkin Tue 08-Nov-16 22:04:07

What I love about this place is a thread like this ..fanny condensation is just the best description

ClopySow Tue 08-Nov-16 22:04:32


You've witnessed the condensation patch of doom? Oh god, what if the maths teacher saw mine?

toastytoastbear Tue 08-Nov-16 22:04:48

it's mortifying. It happened for the first time in school and from then on I sat on my scarf or cardi 'because it's nice and soft'. I was at the GP in August and it was a v warm day. Stood up and turned towards the chair to pick up my bag. I WANTED TO DIE.

I now do the twist/slide thing but I'm sure that looks weird

ClopySow Tue 08-Nov-16 22:05:38

crying ninny

Ohdearducks Tue 08-Nov-16 22:06:07

Hotty front botty is realz grin

ClopySow Tue 08-Nov-16 22:07:38

toasty i commend you for figuring out the twist slide thing. This has been happening to me forever but it never occured to me.

QuiteLikely5 Tue 08-Nov-16 22:08:24

Errrrr this sounds gross! Not happened to me yet, didn't know it was possible and pray to god yous are joking! 😳😳

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