Caller: I’m so distressed. Women are maintaining they are fully human, and have corresponding rights. When we all know they are only support humans who must facilitate men’s desires and any sense of entitlement.
NHS Fife: There, there (as they figuratively mop brow of distressed caller). We’re doing all we can do to rectify the expectations of those witchy women who don’t know their proper place.
NB: As I imagine a scenario due to any exposure of NHS Fife management and senior bods that I’ve heard or seen.