How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴

[SnottyLottie]

I’ve been asked to start a new thread 🐴 🐎

Part 1

Title inspired by @crabbyapples but honestly there were so many great comments from the first thread.

Enjoy!

Harry Mountslappem.

Thank you !

Checking in!

Good work everyone! The weekend has started off with a bang, so to speak 😉

The bang being the gun that marks the start of the horse races? Maybe that's the soundtrack to ask the posh teens losing their virginity

*all

sigghhhh if auto correct doesn't behave I'm going to send it to live in Montecito

God no, what bang? Did H forget that one?!

Thank you @SnottyLottie, hope the other one goes into Classics.

I feel like this might be the place for these - hope it’s ok to post them, they made me laugh a lot just now 😁

🍿 taking my seat.

Anyone want a Findus Crispy Princecake with horse meat?

Thanks @SnottyLottie

Haroldbum dog bowl !! Howls with laughter !! 😂

The pub and its special 'Harold ' sausage menu and IKEA could clean up here.

Thanks @SnottyLottie

Just thought we could do with a picture of the cover of Harry's memoir on the new thread.

@Trudij123 love them 😂😂

@Trudij123 😂 perfect place, I am enjoying the lols.

Sharing this on this thread too, IKEA’s HÄROLDBUM bowl. Pack it in on of their FLÏMSY bags and you might get the bonus of it breaking on the way home.

I suspect ‘it’ happened at a pub near Eton with a groom/rider from one of the many stables that are in very close proximity to Eton college.
I doubt there was an aristocrat involved.

This is the sequel:

Found you

RTÉ News are reading the Harry headlines in such a deadpan way I can't stop laughing

Meanwhile in Montecito - first world problems

😂

BBC just in with BREAKING NEWS:

Prince Harry recalled the moment he wet his pants just hours before he was due to meet Meghan for their first date. The duke said he was out at sea for a racing competition on a boat that didn't have a toilet when the accident occurred
Writing about the ordeal, he said: "All I cared about was jumping into the water, washing off the pee from my trousers and getting back to London as fast as possible where I was about to start my real race"

A 'Race' to Meghan - more horsing around!?

What a babe.

Not for the first time in the last 24 hours, I've had to google to work out what's true and what's piss taking...