How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴

[SnottyLottie]

I’ve been asked to start a new thread 🐴 🐎

Part 1

And the same expression I’ll wager.

His dad is kindly recreating his return to the pub moment.

Further to my last, it was June 2021 that it changed

www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1445916/Meghan-markle-news-prince-harry-demoted-sophie-Wessex-Prince-Edward-royal-family-website

“Wanking sea life” 😂😂😂

And let’s not forget The Pissing Prince

Have to keep checking it’s not April 1st. Cause this book cannot be for real. Surely the Ghostwriter has all professional credibility by being associated with this😭

Willy has the expression of the older lady.

😮 it's true

And let’s not forget The Pissing Prince

Or 'Sealed with a Piss'.

You genius.

I've got some v small seed pearl type beads that could stand in as a stunt necklace...

Assuming some embellishment is permitted.

And this? This is a reputable media outlet? 😮

Y'know, I am 50. I thought I had seen it all.

How wrong I was, how very wrong...

#FreeWilly

It is breaking my heart that season 3 episode 3 of Spitting Image has David Attenborough talking down a suicidal seal that isn’t available online 🤣🤣

David A is a perfect addition to our production though. I do think he was likely on a nature watch at the Mare and Spare but was dazzled by the moon.

So many opportunities.

SpongeBob Pissed-your-Pants?

😂😂😂

I'm now thinking about that kissing song by Seal.

placemarking. This is hilarious.

Andrew be like "can I come back now?"

The production needs a soundtrack.

I'm thinking the theme from Black Beauty being the theme for the initiation for the pub shag, ceding to the Grandstand theme while they do the deed, and finally, the Benny Hill theme tune as she chases him off, whip in hand.

😱😂😂😂

OMG I can't stop laughing.

Do you think when Harry pitched Meghan doing audio narration to the head of Disney, he also suggested a new Disney movie where Princess Meghan duets with seals?

This has to be the best practical joke ever surely? Or maybe Harold wrote a dud cheque and the ghost writer thought of the most random stories and mashed them together?

I am really struggling to believe that anyone would voluntarily put this sort of stuff into a book.

I think it’s only a matter of time before he sets up an only fans with “Crown Jewels” as his tagline. He hasn’t got anything left to sell!

I'm clinging to my hope that it's all a massive trolling stunt. It. Cannot. Be. Real.

Well it’s not Wee Prince Charlie any more is it…