How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴

[SnottyLottie]

I’ve been asked to start a new thread 🐴 🐎

Part 1

Is that a real quote @50shadesofneigh or a satirical takedown? I'm afraid I can't tell the difference any more

Harry wetting himself is genuinely on the BBC News website under the subtitle ''Spare: Three surprising details from Harry's memoir''.

You can't get make it up 😉

Very apt!

Andrew Parker-Bowles was meant to be part inspiration for Rupert.

A P-B used to go out with Princess Anne. His wife ended up with her brother. All very Jilly

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Wet trousers now?

#DirtyHarry

@SirMingeALot - you’re not the only one. I keep thinking what a creative lot some MNers are and then realising that they’re not joking!

I have such an incredibly hard time believing this happened the first time he had sex. I think it happened but not the first time… I think he’s just making up or exaggerating the details of the story for publicity. 🙄

@50shadesofneigh

I thought you were joking but it’s all true 🤣

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-64183891

I’ve just worked it out. Miss Jolly with the Pink Cock. What was it she said again?

I'm just here for the 😆

Will anyone pay me millions to hear about the times I've pissed myself? 😂😳

Great thread title OP!
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Got it. The correct translation from miss Jolly is Now bugger off and good day to you.

So, after all the other adventures that Harold's pinny has been on, it also failed in maintaining bowel continence before meeting its owner's to-be wife.

Surely Little Todger deserves its own spin-off series now

So true!

Someone sent me the thing about Meghan singing at some seals (who sang first) and Harry saying she was magic and even the seals knew it - and I had to go in and google as have no idea any more what’s made up and what isn’t.

EXCEPT IT’S ALL TRUE! (well. As true as it can be in as much as it is straight from the horse’s mouth so to speak and not Private Eye!)

@DuchessOfPort - wait, the seal thing is really in the book? I didn’t bother checking that one as I thought it was blatantly made-up 🤣 🦭 🎵

Talking of Private Eye, I can’t wait to see the next cover. There’s so much comedy gold to choose from.

Clearly happened in a pub down in Swanage. I believe Harry went up to her and asked “do you want to lick my cornetto?”

Surely he can't show his face at the coronation now ?

He sounds like the lost cast member out of the inbetweeners.

Also how insanely dumb do you have to be to piss yourself on a boat? Piss in the sea for Christ’s sake!!

He has 3 more books coming, he needs more material!

He just needs a bush to hide behind.

I thought for a moment the piss troll had infiltrated the thread 😂

You really couldn't make this stuff up.

LOL 🤣

Also how insanely dumb do you have to be to piss yourself on a boat? Piss in the sea for Christ’s sake!!
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