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How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴

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SnottyLottie · 06/01/2023 18:01

I’ve been asked to start a new thread 🐴 🐎

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DuchessOfPort · 06/01/2023 18:58

Itsrudemeghan · 06/01/2023 18:53

He sounds like the lost cast member out of the inbetweeners.

Also how insanely dumb do you have to be to piss yourself on a boat? Piss in the sea for Christ’s sake!!

Laughing so so much. SO TRUE!

@Furries - I know! That’s what I thought too but it really does seem to be in there! Yahoo and Us Weekly (hmm but anyway) both quote the story.

it’s glorious. Mass mirth. Some taliban saying “he needs a doctor immediately”.

JaneJeffer · 06/01/2023 18:58

I thought for a moment the piss troll had infiltrated the thread
Grin

Overtone · 06/01/2023 18:58

PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 06/01/2023 18:56

I thought for a moment the piss troll had infiltrated the thread 😂

You really couldn't make this stuff up.

I’ve just properly laughed out loud at that.

The piss troll? Nah, just Prince Harry’s autobiography.

Cariadz · 06/01/2023 18:59

Honper · 06/01/2023 18:57

LOL 🤣

Oh god 😂😂😂😂

JaneJeffer · 06/01/2023 18:59

Some taliban saying “he needs a doctor immediately”
It's reached its peak now

Overtone · 06/01/2023 19:02

It's reached its peak now

Thats what the actress “older woman” said to the Bishop Duke…

Snippedasababy · 06/01/2023 19:03

Overtone · 06/01/2023 18:58

I’ve just properly laughed out loud at that.

The piss troll? Nah, just Prince Harry’s autobiography.

😂😂😂

Intransigentcat · 06/01/2023 19:04

Oh god it's my bloody mother isn't it.

oakleaffy · 06/01/2023 19:06

Harry Wales's piss stained pants.

He Must have been pissed and/or coked~up to write this.

Gob like a runaway train.

50shadesofneigh · 06/01/2023 19:06

The Duke of Sussex, 38, recalled that he received two signs that he was going to be a first-time parent. The first one came when he and Meghan, 41, were in Scotland and stumbled upon a group of singing seals while boating.
Harry remembered his wife singing to the animals whom he claimed sang back. “She really is magic, I thought. Even the seals know it.”
As the “seal opera” continued, the prince decided to count the moment as a “good omen” and stripped down, jumped in the water and swam toward them.
He was later told that it was a “bad idea” to dive into the Scottish sea, which was allegedly “teeming with killer whales.” Harry, however, chose to see it as a “lovely fairytale.”

Even the seals know it.

Snippedasababy · 06/01/2023 19:07

Not related to the horse but dd just sent me this

How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴
Honper · 06/01/2023 19:07

Killer whales??!

oakleaffy · 06/01/2023 19:08

Bayeux Tapestry is epic.

@Snippedasababy

Squabbledee · 06/01/2023 19:09

I'm late to the party but I wanted to echo others and say I can't believe this manuscript was approved by Meghan. Unless we're being monumentally spoofed and the real book is nothing like this at all. Whatever her other faults, she's a bright woman. I didn't realise Harry was this ill.

HaroldByThyName · 06/01/2023 19:10

I'm stating now: IF this leaked version is a spoof driven by H&M, they will have my undying respect and adoration.

I will swear allegance to them both.

Because this is comedy gold.

Squabbledee · 06/01/2023 19:11

Tapestry needs the broken necklace

50shadesofneigh · 06/01/2023 19:11

He found out that Meghan was late. Harry described it as another spiritual moment, which involved a little magic from Diana, who died in 1997.
He “fell asleep” while his wife was taking two at-home pregnancy tests in their Nottingham Cottage bathroom. When he woke up, Meghan had placed the wands on his nightstand.
“I only kept a few things there, among them the blue box with my mother’s hair,” he wrote. “Right, I thought, good. Let’s see what Mummy can do with this situation.”
A few moments later, the couple looked at both tests and found they were positive. The duo hugged and kissed in celebration.
Once the news set in, the duke remembered thinking, “Thank you, selkies,” which are a mythological creature originating in the Northern Isles of Scotland. The “selkie” is thought to be a creature that changes from seal to human form, a nod to the couple’s late-night singalong in the U.K.

Horses, seals. There's a very Dr Dolittle theme to this book.

SnowAndIceLobelia · 06/01/2023 19:12

Gosh, well that is an idea- it's a spoof. It sounds like a spoof. I thought the thing about the pissing on the boat and singing to the seals was clearly someeone having a laugh and am gobsmacked that it appears to be real quotes.

Squabbledee · 06/01/2023 19:12

HaroldByThyName · 06/01/2023 19:10

I'm stating now: IF this leaked version is a spoof driven by H&M, they will have my undying respect and adoration.

I will swear allegance to them both.

Because this is comedy gold.

That would be a stroke of genius!

Furries · 06/01/2023 19:12

Yes, I’ve got a feeling we are going to wake up on Tuesday to find out that this has been a VERY clever marketing exercise.

I am kind of hoping that’s what happens because, well, the alternative is just bonkers.

Not the start to 2023 that’d I would ever have imagined 🤣

Fiji10 · 06/01/2023 19:12

Wait, hang on. The seal opera is real? I thought it was a piss take

oakleaffy · 06/01/2023 19:13

Snippedasababy · 06/01/2023 19:07

Not related to the horse but dd just sent me this

Love the Latin phrase above

Also..
''Frater meus fregit monilia''

How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴
Smokeahontas · 06/01/2023 19:14

Pls no

How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴
ArcaneWireless · 06/01/2023 19:15

Foretold years ago

Theskyoutsideisblue · 06/01/2023 19:15

It is all getting Bobbie in the shower now isn’t it