How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴

[SnottyLottie]

I’ve been asked to start a new thread 🐴 🐎

Part 1

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singingwithseals I will end myself it that is true!

and JaneJeffer

Aye. And while the seal whisperer is there, they can save the fishermen getting their rods out by magicking the bream and carp into their nets by the medium of song. Quick photo opportunity with resident photographer - tasteful ones in black and white - and then the fishers can knob off down their local hostelry and regale everyone with their fishy tales. With proof.🐟 🐟

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The Singing Seals keep giving

<chuckles, let’s out happy sigh>

I don't think Harry has realised yet that his wedding reading was a message from the magic seals.

"Aunt Jane stood and gave a reading in honor of Mummy. Song of Solomon. Meg and I chose it."

"Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away…
Set me as a seal upon your heart, as a seal upon your arm"
😁😁
Soon to be rebranded Song Of Sealwoman, surely?

Who ya gonna call?

www.itv.com/news/anglia/2023-01-09/hungry-seal-obliterates-carp-and-bream-stocks-in-fishing-lake

Arf.

Saw the story on BBC so don't need to click 😁

I don’t suppose either of them were aware that Song of Solomon is an erotic/lovers’ poem...

Not sure one should be dedicating that to one’s mother.

Killer Wales, shurely

Song Of Sealwoman

I don’t suppose either of them were aware that Song of Solomon is an erotic/lovers’ poem...

Makes you wonder esp. in the grandson and now son of the 'defender of faith'.

I can remember(in my very long gone bible studying days) a sniggering ex goaded by many asking the strictly No Physical Contact before Marriage youth worker what it all meant as a dare.

Cue an awesomely rewarding blushing and stuttering...

Hang on, I don't suppose Harold thinks his ghostwriter is an actual ghost?

If I was his ghostwriter, I’d be tempted to pretend I was a ghost and ‘disappear’