How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴

[SnottyLottie]

I’ve been asked to start a new thread 🐴 🐎

Part 1

And there were seals.

And killer whales.

This thread is wonderful!

I can't decide if I really, really want it all to be a spoof or if I really, really want all this to be the actual book!

Also how insanely dumb do you have to be to piss yourself on a boat? Piss in the sea for Christ’s sake!!

Is that seal thing really true?

I’m guessing there is also a shit load of bull.

he is indeed the second coming.

Of fucking Noah.

I've just read the excerpt properly without being hindered by the tears of leather running down my face.

Has he, in all seriousness, described his wife as the lead character in Enchantment?

Tears of laughter, that should say

Should he not say a prayer to St Anthony?

I found the TV remote as result of his help.
Coincidentally it was found in long grass, in a field, behind a pub near Mansfield, called the Wrinkly Dog (temporaily closed).

I’m still getting over the first coming.

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I’m still getting over the first coming.

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No. It's gone too far. This I don't believe. Show me the links...

Rip Van Frostbit Winkle

These aren't actual extracts are they? Surely to goodness they are spoofs.

If not then I honestly think H must be unwell.

I am torn between hoping they are true and hoping they aren't...

I reckon that masturbating walrus that rocked up in in Scarborough on New Year's Day was another of Harry's sealife signs. A sign that his book was going to be a pile of wank.

Me too. Wtf was he thinking if they’re real?

Scroll down for the wetting pants bit. '3 surprising things.. '

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-64183891

I could write a book on that topic alone, especially while reading this thread and its predecessor.

US Weekly for singing maternity seals www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/prince-harry-princess-diana-helped-with-meghans-1st-pregnancy/

They say they have a copy of the book. Are any of their writers ingenious enough to make this up?

Have the Sussexes always been at the bottom of the 'about the family' page on the official Royal website:

www.royal.uk/royal-family

No, only since they ceased being working Royals

I remember a bit of online chatter abut the change when it happened

If wanking sealife isn't your thing, they’ve laid on a little something for folk to watch.

Harold has assumed the position of Frottage Field.