Lap dances, strippers and punch-ups - the Excellent Cats arrange a stag party

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Well, the boys among them are making plans.

The lady cats are having a spa fortnight in Italy.

Bills for flights, accommodation, food, booze, medical insurance and legal fees (not to mention a fund for bribing officials at Ljubljana Prison) are allegedly being sent to an unmonitored email address.

And Gizmo still hasn't got a bride, as I pointed out to him, but he reckons they're just going to go anyway.

He can find a bride in Slovenia. Or, maybe he wants a groom?

I'm not sure if Raven is advertising her wares or trying to lure me into rubbing the floofy tummy.

Here for the gorgeous cat photos.

If Gizmo ends up doing a five year stretch in Ljubljana prison he’d miss the wedding anyway.

I think that's why they're taking bribe money with them.

I suggest Vixen looks after it.

Kitty’s cousin suggests some nice fresh venison on the first night, and then strolling round to the catnip bed.

Fred is trying his best to be a brave cat tonight. He keeps walking up behind Toad and hitting him as if he wants to play. Toad then hits back and Fred rolls on his back crying in surrender. Toad then just walks off in disgust. My poor wimpy Fred.

I'm placemarking because I don't want to miss seeing Gizmo in his wedding suit. Who is going to attempt getting him in it?

Who is best man (cat), I'm guessing Linney?!

Well, not Picard, certainly. Gizmo still hisses when Picard strolls in.

Thanks for new thread Broon

Finlay is stopping me going to bed - I’m such a pushover

Oh look at him.
My heart is melting.

Finlay is so handsome!

Did you make it to bed, Jace?

Or did you just sleep in the sofa, next to your latest Lego creation and all your lovely crockery?

I'm so jealous of that. It looks amazing.

Stripey is staring out at the torrential rain and wishing she was in Italy already.

DD2 is moving into her new flat today.

This is good news for my linen cupboard. It's crammed full of stuff I've been keeping for her.

And in other news, DS1 arrived here yesterday, so he can help.

ATM she's in DS2's flat, which is up three flights of stairs. She's moving to the top of a house, also up three flights of stairs.

All I have to do is provide the car and do the driving.

I hope it’s less traumatic than the last move.

I'm hoping that there will be less wall-to-wall vomiting.

Thanks for the new thread @TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne.
Basil is wondering why the weather is so shite (and probably blaming us).

That’s what I was thinking.

I can’t remember where, but I read something about how it’s completely reasonable for our cats to think we control the weather outside when they see us turning the sun and rain on and off inside.