Lap dances, strippers and punch-ups - the Excellent Cats arrange a stag party

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Well, the boys among them are making plans.

The lady cats are having a spa fortnight in Italy.

Bills for flights, accommodation, food, booze, medical insurance and legal fees (not to mention a fund for bribing officials at Ljubljana Prison) are allegedly being sent to an unmonitored email address.

@Esgaroth thank you!
@EmpressaurusKitty - made it to bed by midnight - glad you like my collections - thank you!

Like 2 year olds 😄 Mine were often furious that I couldn't change the weather or put a broken banana back together.

All this talk of cats running the show and now I hear they might see us as gods with supernatural powers?

This is Agatha's fluffy tummy, as I rudely pulled back the heated blanket which she's snoozing under.... She is also fed up of the rain.

Once more with the actual photo......

Agatha is indeed floofy.

I’ve just come out of a zoom meeting.

Having up to now ignored them, today Kitty wanted to go out, played with noisy toys, shouted at me & walked across my keyboard.

I was, at least, not presenting.

Karl is on a teams meeting with me as we speak 😁

I have to be careful with Stripey being in the room while I’m in meetings, as when she gets excited she likes to jump on the back of my desk chair, grab my head, and start giving loving bites to my hair.

Thanks for the new thread.
Herbie is here, to make sure he stays in the loop about the stag do!
Not sure what he's up to in 1st photo apart from squashing an ear!

I’m not allowing Cat Three to go to the stag. He would follow Gizmo into prison, for everyone to find out he had eaten the bribe money.
Cat Two would love to join the spa day on the condition that the kittens are in kitten club. She is not loving kittens at the moment.
This means Cat Four won’t be joining. She is pretty much concentrating on her studies in scampering and would just annoy everyone during their massages.
I think Cat One would really enjoy the stag, but would definitely end up in the prison and I don’t think they’ll give him his million dollar food there.
Two glamour shots of Cat Four and one displaying her tail and ability to jump onto the cat proofed fence.

Cat Two would love to join the spa day on the condition that the kittens are in kitten club. She is not loving kittens at the moment.

Nera has a mate called Luna who has two kittens of her own & would be happy to run kitten club. The kittens could even learn a bit of Italian at the same time.

Cat Four is beautiful, and what an impressive tail.

Most impressed by cat 4 😻

Cat 4 is extremely photogenic

Cat 4 is too beautiful! 😻

I love Cat 4!!

Can Cat 4 come if she’s in kitten club learning Italian & practising scampering, Learie?

Kitty displaying her floof & wondering why I’m waving that thing at her AGAIN.

Cat Four would love kitten club! She and the other kittens can bond over the trauma inflicted by cones when being spayed.

Perfect!

@stormsandsunshine, if it was a ‘kittens and big girls’ club would Snowy & Stripy like it too?

I think that would save face enough for them to join in @EmpressaurusKitty

All those floofy bellies!!!

Ha ha! I return!
After much angst and sadness at not being able to log in, I contacted Mumsnet Towers who told me I’d used a different way to log in… ah… so I felt a bit silly. But I return hurrah!

Boone says no thanks to the boys trip. He is too old but also he would be very happy to pay for Eko to come. Especially if it ends in Eko doing a stretch in Ljubljana prison.

Eko would LOVE to come! He will be up for anything fun and bouncy but he won’t be any use if it requires deep thinking so will leave that to Gizmo et al if that is ok.

Snowcat is a bit self conscious about her shaved patch and is hoping her fur will have grown back properly by the hen do (I offered her a jacket to cover it but she said never again).

Stripey is looking in better nick as her fur is shorter and darker so she doesn’t feel it’s as embarrassing.