Lap dances, strippers and punch-ups - the Excellent Cats arrange a stag party

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Well, the boys among them are making plans.

The lady cats are having a spa fortnight in Italy.

Bills for flights, accommodation, food, booze, medical insurance and legal fees (not to mention a fund for bribing officials at Ljubljana Prison) are allegedly being sent to an unmonitored email address.

We're envious of Cleo's view (and the blue sky) down here in "The Old Smoke"!

DD2's Cleo and Sebastian's new home looks lovely!

Congratulations on the new home, Cleo and Sebastian! It looks lovely. Are there plenty of seagulls to watch out that window?

DH said last night that I love the cat 'too much'. I was just rubbing his head and telling him what a purry guy he was (Kettle not DH). Admittedly in a somewhat silly voice.

Can you love the cat too much and should I LTB (DH not Kettle)?

*Please note DH was joking 😄

I expect you & DD2 already know this, Broon, but Flat Cats screens are great for having windows open while keeping cats in & also really easy to put up. A lot of my fosters also enjoyed climbing them - I’d have loved to see how this looked from the flat opposite

You know what you need to do, @Esgaroth.

I have long given up any pretence that Mrs G might prefer me over Basil. I know my place 🤣.

Can you love a cat, especially Kettle, too much?
One word answer: impossible !

There is the occasional day when I might possibly love all the cats on this thread more than DH! 😂 (sorry, not sorry)

Raven says you should all love cats the most, more than any people. She expects nothing less than total obeisance and dedication.

My furry creature is entirely in agreement with Raven, who she says is clearly a very sensible cat.

Kitty is in full agreement. Or she will be when she wakes up.

That bugger Gizmo was on my seat again.

I think you’ll find it is his seat. The universe has provided. Also, he looks blissfully comfortable.

My DH is well aware that he is second to Herbie in my affections most of the time!

And Gizmo looks like he's trying to spread out as much as possible on that sofa.

Herbie is also trying to steal.a sofa spot.
Contrasting pics of Herbie, alert and asleep on his sofa spot....

It's been nearly a day and no sign of the Cat Tax! How can we possibly judge just how unreasonable your delivery man was if we haven't seen the cat? I mean - Siamese x Ragdoll, we NEED to see pics!

Sorry 🐯. Cat Tax now paid.

Here's Leanora, mum was Siamese dad was Ragdoll X, other one is Wedgwood - Ragdoll.

Insanely gorgeous, thank you 😍

Yes, delivery man WBU

Allergictoironing - Wedgwood and Leanora.......don't think she looks creepy, of course I'm biased 🐱

I'm sorry @KeziaOAP
but if I were your delivery driver I'd be nervous of this too 🤣.

Grumpy mistaken identity he's Wedgwood 😂 - he wouldn't have just sat there staring but climbing up for cuddles biting 😁

It may be the eye colour - people are used to cats having green or yellow eyes, or maybe (rarely) almost orange. And TBH, I thought Siamese eyes were a little darker than those, so I can see someone being startled.

Cats are pretty good at hard stares, & Leanora has very bright eyes.

Maybe he’s also not keen on cats in general.

Talking of hard stares, I came back from the school run this morning and walked in to this. Stopped dead in my tracks and asked what I'd done wrong!

I have very few pictures of Finlay with eyes at all as I can normally only get sleeping pictures - he does have beautiful amber eyes though