MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

Woop whoop, about to get ma life back!

... the consummation of their lurve ...

One page left ppl....

Lightweight!

Mind you, the weather's been a bit shite anyway....
(Finds excuse to hide sad Mafs addiction)

Fortunately, I'll be massively busy in a couple of weeks.

Otherwise I'd be bereft.

Icky Dickie was a twat
Andi was worth more than that
Sara lied and lied some more
I think she thinks that Tim is poor.

Lauren's comments are so great
If Jono's cheated, bring the hate
Sticky Tim needs therapy
Lovely Lu, I hope she's happy.

Ridge is deece and seems quite mild
Jade however HAS A CHILD
Jayden's morals, far too loud
Eden just seems far too cowed.

Christmas Ham is just a joke
Him and Tori make me boak.

Chapeau.

I suspect Sara has found out that Dim Tim is actually worth quite a bit, which is why she's all over him now.

I think you may be right. Someone will have googled him on one of her 'nights out.

I’ll watch a bit later tonight as not home from work. The end must be in sight soon, is it last week?

Last proper shows this week then reunions next week.

New thread:

MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!). | Mumsnet

Excellent!

Please repost poem on next thread

It was fab!

Wow! What a show tonight.

John Expert is on fire tonight

Jono is lying and is reverting back to the way rm he was when he was kissing up to Jack and Tori... Lauren deserves far better than this cringy behaviour. 🌹

way rm = WORM

Fill

it

up

Worm, absolutely.

Last word...

MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!). | Mumsnet