MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

He’s sooooo bad 🤣🤣🤣

he’s winding them up so much they ( more so Tori) is going to burst

Tori sounds like Ross from friends….”I’m Fine!”

Sara looking pleased the spotlight isn’t on her

Isn’t she just.🙄 I really can’t stand her ( even if it is all an act to stay longer )

God I can't stand Jayden

So smug

To also quote Friends... "you know when 'I'm fine' sounds true? When someone yells it and spits"

Woohoo @browneyes77
Doing it for the Midlands there 💐👋🏻

I agree , if there was a cliff and I could only push one off tonight , it would be Rick the Dick

How much more will it take for Tori to realise that Jack's not for her and it's a bad situation? Will Jack need to do a Jayden?

Tori is blind

I think Jayde and Jack are going to run off together.

With Tori I think it's a case of the lady doth protest too much. I'm fine she says with downcast eyes and a look of fury.

She is bright enough to have realised that jack effectively told everyone that he doesn't feel a sexual spark with her.

Still 25 minutes to go so I feel their story will have more to play out tonight.

She’d probably still ignore it and make excuses for him.

”Look I’m disappointed that Jack slipped and his dick fell into another woman, but it was an accident. And Jack has reassured me it was an accident. And I trust in him and in our relationship. It’s nothing to do with anyone else. I’m FINE!”

She'd probably find an excuse for him 🙄

What will be the straw that breaks the camel's back. Or break through Tori's delusion?

Tori and Jack will make it as far as Georges and Peggy. So not very far.

Is it me or are they all socialising a lot less or not at all during filming this season? Usually we would hear about 'we went out for drinks last night' or 'so and so texted me' or one of the women would go and see another in their apartment.

F*ck me. It’s all Andi’s fault. She’s traumatised by her ex.

Massive gaslighting. What a twat.

Everyone there can see Andi is right
Except Richie

They all look like when your parents row in front of your friends.

Jade has trauma from her ex but Ridge adapts his behaviour and talk openly and kindly to Jade about it. dickie just goes on and in about it being her problem. He just gave her such a black look.

Richard you need to piss off!

This is the reason why I don’t say much about my past to men, because of this shit he’s spewing. Once a man starts saying that then I will probably end up having the police called on me 😡

Richie is probably as bad as her ex 🤬

Oh FUCK OFF Dicky you Dick.

He just wants to have attention and sex.

No, Mel, he's holding HER hand