MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

THANK YOU!! It's been really bugging me who/what Jayden reminded me of!

Jono is the real dark horse of S11, imo

looking forward to tonight's episode. Cheating I wonder if it will be Jack & Jade although I very much hope not.

As someone said above, could be Jono if Lauren is upset

I think the cheating allegation will be Jonno. As others have said they show clips out of context to try and trick us and we have already seen both Jade and Tori crying in the past but I don’t recall ever seeing Lauren cry so I think it’s her.

Yep, I tend to agree. I don't think Ridge would, Jack couldn't get it up (and it wouldn't suit
their story), Jayden wouldn't (but that would be an irony!). But who/what/where with Jonno? Has there been an opportunity? I can't remember where Ellie lived? Was it Sydney? If so, that's certainly a probability as I don't think he would have gone with a random person. And it must have happened when Lauren was in hosipital.

I reckon jonno.

It's the only one I've seen any hint of interest elsewhere except Sara. Maybe big tim would go for the younger women but they wouldn't be interested after his behaviour unless they are seriously lacking upstairs.

Jade has made too much of her family values to do anything about Jack's attempt at flirtation.

I'd be surprised at Ellie though if they've actually shagged, she seemed decent. Maybe it's 'just' texting or a 'friendly' lunch so far.

Is the being thrown out likely to be connected to the cheating? (Never watched before).

We're going to need a bigger thread....

I most certainly don't want to tread on @browneyes77 's toes, but maybe Sticky Tim, and as we're on the last stretch, 'running nipples out into the sunset ' could make it into the next one...

Dp is overjoyed to hear it is nearly over!

I'm not sure whether I hate Jack the most, or his appalling excuse of a "friend" (he didn't have any real friends, only clients), or Tori's willful self-blinkering.

It's enraging. He's an absolute oxygen thief (and I agree with Lauren that his stupid hair needs to be sent a cease and desist) and a sexist pig and a bore and a hypocrite, and it's NEVER enough to drive her away. Even though he clearly doesn't give a rat's ass about Tori. Why would you give this posturing bellend the time of day, let alone cross the country for him??

New thread here:

Thanks @browneyes77 here's the link folks MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!). www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/5060099-mafs-australia-thread-7-lets-rehash-doing-the-deed-has-planted-the-narcissistic-seed-the-jam-has-stopped-jamming-the-bad-bitch-energy-isnt-bitching-and-air-bnb-are-still-waiting-for-nipple-boy-to-pay-his-invoice-no-spoilers

Thanks @browneyes77 !

Thank you for the new thread.

Can we fill this one up?

Jack is ...

...a small-knobbed glazed ham

a knob.

... every (sensible) woman's nightmare

... a nipply cockwomble.

Note to self

... avoid snacks ...

... when Jack and Tori ...

Filling up the thread....

... boast about ...