MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

Warning!
I've seen further episodes (don't worry this is not a spoiler), and in one Lucinda calls Tim "a big chunk of spunk".
I've not been able to get the image out of my head, so sensitive viewers may want to cover their ears ...

The thing is about Jack not wanting to have sex yet and saying he wants to take his time is that when you take it slowly it always starts with a kiss becoming passionate. That's what should worry Tori that she hasn't had a passionate kiss yet.

His behaviour when his friend was slagging off Tori was absolutely terrible. Unforgivable. I felt really sorry for her.

@BinkyBeaufort it is a spoiler. I don't want to know what will be said in future episodes.

yes, if you read on, that's what I allude to in my final sentence. Of course they are not going to expose and stamp out that which they are skilfully curating.

Making us wait until Monday is cruelty to dumb animals.

With respect, a spoiler would be telling under what circumstances it was said.

@BinkyBeaufort Please just don't.

I was racking my brains about who the medium was, then it came to me - that seems like eons ago!

Is it something which hasn't been aired in the UK yet? No, so it's a f*cking spoiler. 🤬

If it's Jonno then it would have been whilst Lauren was away having surgery. That's low.

I don't think Ridge. I don't see who on the experiment and he's not local so a randomer? Doesn't seem likely, he seems content.

How many more episodes are there to go?

That was a hard watch - poor Eden.

I still can't decide if Jack and Tori are faking it. The 8 mins, if they really happened, don't seem to have set anyone's world on fire.

Thank God for Lauren.

Yup.

I'm not sure whether anyone's mentioned this but could the wind emoji they were talking about indicate a blow job? I wonder whether Tori had done that rather than they actually had sex.

I'm in my 40s, so too ancient to understand any emojis other than the usual ones. I googled it and there are lots of articles with Jack explaining what it meant. I didn't bother to read because I don't believe a word anyway . Looks like there is not one meaning like with some.

@MaggieFS there's a full week of episodes M,T,W,Th next week which wraps it all up.

Then there's two more episodes with the reunion dinner party and commitment ceremony when everyone comes back

Thanks @kenyaswhiterefrigerator For some reason I thought there were only two episodes left, to include a dinner party, final vows and reunion! That makes more sense

I've just caught up on the last two episodes. Poor Eden, she looked so anxious and Jayden was just buzzing away in her ear. Lucinda should have come over and given him a lesson in holding space for someone on the verge of a panic attack.

I hope Tim and Lucinda do end up friends at this point, she needs more but they clearly have a lot of time for each other.

Jack's hand on Tori's leg felt really sinister. They didn't look anything like a loved up couple.

Seems like everyone cries at the next commitment ceremony! Just cleared my Monday evening diary!

@BinkyBeaufort a ‘spunk’ isn’t semen btw it’s a sexually attractive person of either sex. A very common term in Oz. Aussies don’t usually use the term spunk to mean semen like Brits would. It’s like ‘thongs’ to Brits are up your bum knickers but to an Aussie they’re flipflops.

Indeed. She had called him spunky in episodes I have seen already broadcast . It always makes me snigger.

I have to be out next Thursday. Do they get repeated in the daytime at all?

Am trying to remember the name of that brilliant series, was it Kath and Kim?
Kath's beloved was regularly called a great big hunk of spunk!

I catch up on all4 the next day if I've missed it. Otherwise it's on on weekend mornings.

They get repeated on E4 at 9.30 am. I normally record to watch at lunchtime and whizz the adverts out.

@Villagetoraiseachild - Yes, Kath & Kim, it was Kel who I think was described as that 🤣
It’s such a brilliant comedy, I think I might re-watch.
”Little baby cheeses 🤣”

I thought that sometimes Tori sounds like the lady who works in the shop on Kath and Kim, especially when she sounds quite nasally. Makes me laugh when I hear it.