MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

Thanks for the thread 🧵

Thanks @browneyes77 what's the Airbnb reference in the thread title? I think I've missed something!

Ref the chat at the end of the previous thread; Ellie, I think, was yet another Queenslander. So if it was Jonno, it could have been from before Ellie left the show? I felt by the time Lauren went away for her op, things were pretty good between Jonno and Lauren. Perhaps it could have been around the time of the retreat?

Thanks for the new thread @browneyes77 ; looking forward to tonight!

Well hello!

thank you

Thanks @browneyes77

Watching live tonight!

@MaggieFS it came out that Jack's sparse flat wasn't his but an Airbnb

Anyone got a link to thread 6? I've been catching up but want to watch the dinner party live tonight.

Does no spoilers include nothing published about what's happened to participants after the show, if they are still putting Stay/going to final vows?

MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS) www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/5048179-mafs-aus-thread-6-christmas-glazed-ham-and-all-the-purple-nipply-trimmings-are-giving-us-the-ick-as-is-dick-were-just-here-for-the-bullshit-investigators-and-mission-impossible-gamboles-no-spoilers

@MargotMoon link to thread 6 and very strict on no spoilers so unless we've seen it on screen nothing else is to be mentioned. There are spoiler threads but not as much traction on them.

👍🏽I was trying to put the in the best possible way and this is perfect ( it would have come out unintentionally arsey if I had written what I was trying to convey 😅)

There are two Queens, Lauren and @browneyes77 .

And all of the rest of you are princesses.

Here for the fun.

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Thank you @browneyes77 you are shit hot at those titles!!

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Thanks, @browneyes77.

<locked in> I still feel a bit (NOT ENVY) at the notion that Jack has done the deed.

even if it is a lie, its a vom lie and i still need brain bleach 😆

no like it - as lickle DS would say when a toddler...

If it's not a lie it must have been ever more underwhelming than we thought it'd be. Has Tori ever looked so miserable?

And did we ever sort out the wind / blowy emoji? Fanny farts? Like waving a chip in the Albert Hall? Just a BJ?

Jack was announcing all the activity going on within his cranium

That would be the apartment Jack took Tori to that clearly wasn’t his own 😂

Awww I’m blushing now 🤗🤗😂

Awww shucks 🤭 Thanks! 😂

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