The Real Housewives of Cheshire

[rockingthelook]

Whar can I say....even more of a pantomime than I was expecting, bigger cars, tacky clothing (lauren in squeaky latex trousers!) , awful make up and more contrived stories than ever, it doesn't disappoint

Oh thank goodness there is a thread on this! Thought Iwas going to be disappointed.

Those shiny trousers!!!! Why, Lauren, why???

However, the things puzzling me most are:

1. What is the Dawn Ward back story? The woman will do anything for publicity so I can’t imagine that she went willingly. She even gave the excuse (in the Manchester Evening News. All the top international news sources here!) that she was “all about her family” and wanted to spend more time with them.

‘Spending more time with the family’ is, of course, the story people give when sacked or demoted from their jobs for being a bit crap.

Has she smacked Sinitta with a napkin again?? I must know. I’m almost sad that I will not be seeing dreadful Darby marry that weird MrWhippy bloke.

1. Does Seema feel strange in the company of the others since she is the only one without massive fake breasts? Hanna gets a pass for breastfeeding. Seriously, what is it with the massive baps? That new psychic one might even have bigger ones than Lystra.

1. Giving us a bloody psychic??? Are they kidding? Bring back Ampika. At least she was funny.

1. What has become of Ester? I need to know.

Dawn Ward was done for coke, wasn’t she?

Wow, didn't know that!

@BalladOfBarryAndFreda

Dawn Ward was done for coke, wasn’t she?

Was she?? Did not know that little gem

www.thesun.co.uk/news/13028058/real-housewives-cheshire-dawn-ward-racial-harassment-cocaine-jewish/

Racial abuse & cocaine possession. Classy bird.

Yes, she really is a class act. Thanks. Looking forward to reading all about it when her case comes up in court. I envy the jurors!

She's a big character .. catty.. gobby argumentative and causes havoc ...

The show will not be the same without her.

Has she definitely gone then..

I was so disappointed to read about the Coke arrest.. WTF Dawn.. £50mill in the bank isn't enough .. 😳

I could only watch half of it, think I'm going to give it a miss this time round.

From what I did see though, what has Rach done to her face? Has she had an overtightened face lift or too much Botox? She could barely move her mouth let alone show any emotion.

NO WAY have the Wards got £50m. They were trying to flog their house for years and have now given up and turned most of it into a clinic. Her interiors business makes sod all money and was close to being liquidated last time I looked.

@Iamthewombat

NO WAY have the Wards got £50m. They were trying to flog their house for years and have now given up and turned most of it into a clinic. Her interiors business makes sod all money and was close to being liquidated last time I looked.

Agree. I don’t think they even own that house anymore. I think it is part owned (or maybe fully?) by some company or other, possibly that guy she seems to do all the interiors for and who’s charity the creme ball is in aid of. He seems to basically be their sponsor.

The clinic stuff seems to be using it for her or her family, turning Ashley into a rubber doll, rather than a viable business. I think she’s a disaster of a ‘business partner’ and whoever she’s in bed with must either be a total mug, as stupid/arrogant as she is, or is using her somehow (though god knows how as she’s hardly an asset). There was talk about her moving some assets around into her FILs name to hide from the liquidators/financial disclosure at some point, I can’t remember the specifics but it whilst it probably exploited some loophole, it wasn’t fully legit. She’s a con-artist, blagging her way through life. Unpleasant and happy to take advantage of anyone and everyone.

John Caudwell, whose house she was doing up on a different programme.

I am fully on board with your con artist assessment!

@Iamthewombat

John Caudwell, whose house she was doing up on a different programme.

I am fully on board with your con artist assessment!

That’s the badger! God knows what’s in it for him

I just find it so dull - not a patch on New York, Beverley Hills, or New Jersey.

I usually love it but it didn't hold my attention this time. There aren't enough genuinely out there characters, it's a bunch of wanna-bes I think.

@RockingMyFiftiesNot

I just find it so dull - not a patch on New York, Beverley Hills, or New Jersey.

have you tuned unto Salt Lake City Utah Housewives... 😳🤣🤔😱😂

Speechless isn't the word 🥰

@BlueVelvetStars I think I watched the first episode and tuned out - is it worth persevering?

[quote RockingMyFiftiesNot]@BlueVelvetStars I think I watched the first episode and tuned out - is it worth persevering? [/quote]

Yes ... the lady called Jen is just vicious .. and Mary at 22 had married her grandmothers husband if she wanted to inherit her millions and lead her Church.. so she did.. 🤔she too is vicious 🤣... YES persevere 😂 it's eyepopping x

AND...

this just happened 😳

www.vulture.com/2021/04/real-housewife-of-salt-lake-city-jen-shah-arrested-for-fraud.html

@BlueVelvetStars will give it another go. See the Cheshire lot are definitely a bit tame!

[quote RockingMyFiftiesNot]@BlueVelvetStars will give it another go. See the Cheshire lot are definitely a bit tame! [/quote]

I'll say 😂🤣

I thought after Dawn left we would finally see the back of Nick and Royston. Apparently not, they seem to have latched on to Lystra. FFS.

@Timper

I thought after Dawn left we would finally see the back of Nick and Royston. Apparently not, they seem to have latched on to Lystra. FFS.

oh no 😳

I used to watch this years ago but actually it's more entertaining and less annoying to just experience it vicariously through this thread 🤣