The Real Housewives of Cheshire

[rockingthelook]

Whar can I say....even more of a pantomime than I was expecting, bigger cars, tacky clothing (lauren in squeaky latex trousers!) , awful make up and more contrived stories than ever, it doesn't disappoint

Good. Grief.
Some people on here are so rude.

I was ruder 🤣

😂😂

And I was reported for having a ‘rudie’ ’ in my name.

It was quality. x 😁

Sorry I missed it

So am I

RHOM

You need a tag liney thing ssd

Spill…., 🤩

RHOM 🤩

Oh god my life is the opposite of that lots

Ok mine would be....

'Dishes, washing, cooking......i can do it all!!'....with a wee twirl at the end....

My life is anti-rhoc too

I think I like our version more than any other rh series. 💕

Just watched Monday's episode.

When Tanya went out with her mum for coffee, she called her Julie (rather than mum, mother, ma etc). Has she always done this? I've never noticed it before.

That did seem a bit strange. The new medication and finding God doesn't seem to have changed Tanya that much.
Jackets with high pointy shoulders are obviously a Thing now.
I tell you what, RHoM - when we have a dinner party, we won't leave food! That gorgeous dessert untouched because of a row!

I’ve yet to watch it maireas my friend.

However I will tell you this.

The day butterscotch angel delight is left a-lying in my abode (row or no row) it will be a cold day in hell.

Sheldon - wise words, my friend. Wise, wise words.

Catching up! Loving Hannah. Lystra is just so boring and sadly Tanya is making a show of herself over Lystra. Seema really isn't as nice as she would like people to think, she's awful in fact. I do Love Rachel! Debbie is nice enough but so far a bit meh, I do like Nicole, can't help it 😂 Never thought I'd say it but I'm missing Dawn Ward! Lauren is watchable but again meh. I bloody love it all. Nice to see Esther.

Tanya is on Celebrity Karaoke Club, forget her finding the Lord, she finds the alcohol far easier, and shows her real self , raf !

Can I join? I can be part of the arsey second group. The one that causal viewers always confuse their names and storylines.
My line is “ if you think I’m discontented now, wait until the wine runs out..”

Not sure if my lifestyle of being out the house from 6am to work all day and arguing with posters on the Coronavirus board by night, is that exciting. Still who knew Gogglebox would be genius telly.

What about your appearance, @Thewinterofdiscontent? Upthread we've shared how gorgeous we are, so a little summary would be lovely. Plastic surgery? Hair extensions? Acrylic nails? Crocs and hair in a bun?

You are in fine company winter

No glamour or lady lunching skills necessary. I am not the most forgiving on some threads. I am only funny in my own head. Usually because I’ve lost all reason from doing way too much work wise.

I take no prisoners as well as the Michael.

Come. Come into the body of the Kirk. Join us.

I suspect maireas is deeply glamorous in real life and down plays it to make me feel better about myself.

But that is fine because she is fabulous and I adore her ☺️

I’ve just bought croc slippers.

Look upon them and weep. 😆

Sheldon you are too kind. Plus I strongly suspect that your inner beauty shines through. Anyone that eats Butterscotch Angel Delight has to be a thoroughly decent person.

Ooh thank you!

They all dress up for the opening titles line up so I will make an effort.
I could choose the lovely eBay semi designer dress, which WILL fit when I lose the Covid half stone or the better of my “nice top and jeans” combos . Decisions, decisions.

Thinking about it I don’t think I’ver ever actually argued with a group of women that weren’t family though. I’d be sitting at the dinner party quietly seething making sure all the wine was opened.

Half a stone?

half a stone?

I’ve sneezed more than that!!!

I have a beautiful dress from when I was thinner

It stretches. I’m not sure it can stretch enough.

Probably more chance of making it a pretty face mask and a bandana.

Do you have man hands? We need a man hands - fine if you haven’t though.

I have little shovel hands. Not pretty but little.

I wind people up on here all the time 99% not intentionally. You can argue with me. No harm done. ☺️