The Real Housewives of Cheshire

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Whar can I say....even more of a pantomime than I was expecting, bigger cars, tacky clothing (lauren in squeaky latex trousers!) , awful make up and more contrived stories than ever, it doesn't disappoint

Oh CHRIST. No respite from Nick and Royston.

I’m sure there’s a clip of a future episode with them emerging from a helicopter. Can’t wait 🙄

Hanna's baby is cute and those are the best scenes. I don't miss Dawn, although I'm not sure about the new woman.

Who is going to start all the fights, if Dawn is not there? Lystra made a strong start but her heart simply isn’t in it. Maybe that is why we have got the psychic woman: she will fall out with everyone for our entertainment.

Can’t see the point of Hanna unless she is at daggers drawn with Dawn or AN Other.

I think Debbie will fall out with Nicole. There's certainly a lot of money in the psychic profession. Tanya's turned over a new leaf and has found a diagnosis, treatment and the Lord. I hope she stays mellow.

What's with the plastic face 'oxygen looking' mask? are they actually a thing in the UK? I am in Australia and haven't seen anything like those masks here.

I've never seen those in the UK either. Everyone round here wears cloth or disposables

they're popular here in the usa .. worn over the traditional facemask.

I actually use one for cycling.. stops flies in the face/mouth.. at dusk.. yuck I know 🙄💕

I’m not impressed that the producers have put a so called psychic in the show, her proudly saying she has 400 psychics in her business, yes leaching money out of the vulnerable or stupid which bank rolls her lifestyle, it just seems immoral to me, I’m very disappointed this is who they came up with. I used to really like RHOC for the first few seasons, there where genuine friendship and enemies, now they just throw randoms together who don’t know each other from Adam, that’s why it doesn’t work. In old seasons they would fall out with each other for an actual reason, such as Magali saying Dawn was stealing charity money, or Leanne feeling controlled by Dawn and then on to more alleged money stealing thus Tanya having beef as well, real fall outs happened (generally with Dawn to be fair!) nowadays I am perplexed as to why they all fall out with each other, it’s now just because one of them looks at another in the wrong way, which could easily be explained by the over use of botox and filler..... or someone rolls their eyes, or didn’t give them a like on Facebook it’s so childish, contrived and unbelievable, why on earth do I watch it!

*were genuine friendships that should read.

It's boring as hell isn't it! They all live near me and my daughters cross path with the offspring of Ward quite often, they are as entitled and gobby as their mother apparently.

My Whippy was flogging his sofa and Ward spawn's shoes on the local Facebook page a few weeks ago!! .. there was lots of pisstaking at his name which he took quite well!!

I see Rachel and the boyfriend in the village sometimes - she's way smaller than you'd think. Seems nice though.

Tanya and her family are rough, like proper rough! Not far off 'Shameless' rough, they nicked all the pictures off a pub wall a couple of years ago!

I honestly think this show should be shown to teenage girls tempted into ..er adjustments, to see their potential future looks ...

@KarensChoppyGob

I honestly think this show should be shown to teenage girls tempted into ..er adjustments, to see their potential future looks ...

I agree ... Listeria's bottom 😱😱😱

Lystra is like a cartoon, she's obviously an intelligent and capable woman, why would you do that to yourself?

They really come across as rough now, what's with the makeup, they all seem to have white circles around their eyes? Lots of swearing now too, who has a party in an empty place, so contrived, no wonder Hannah went home, no fun there, yet another excuse for arguing. Lystra trying to make her quite ordinary daughter a 'thing', whilst she looks like mutton dressed as mutton, as does the psychic and the ever desperate Lauren

I really laughed when the bus drove past Nicole’s front door, when Rachel was going in. The exterior shots of their houses are obviously selectively shot!

I want to know the details of Lauren’s now-finalised divorce.

She got £3m in the settlement, which Paul challenged on the grounds that most of the money was in a family trust - his family - and he didn’t have £3m available to give her. I would like to know where they settled!

Agree re ordinariness of Lystra’s daughter. It’s almost as if Lystra copped off with a rich minger, isn’t it?

Her last boyfriend is 81 and a racehorse owner.

Debbie is so similar to Nicole I was getting them mixed up when they were playing with the crystal ball. Still can't work out why Debbie kicked off about Lystra's coat.
An 81 year old boyfriend?

He’s called David Fox. He is extremely rich. They are no longer together!

@Iamthewombat

I really laughed when the bus drove past Nicole’s front door, when Rachel was going in. The exterior shots of their houses are obviously selectively shot!

Nicole just lives on a normal road in Wilmslow, no fancy gated drive for her!!

FFS, the Speakmans....barrel scraping now! and all going to church , totally unbelievable

Shows how it's all made up!

Debbie's a friend of the Speakmans yet they didn't know about her alleged stair 'phobia'. Also I thought she said previously it started when she tripped and fell down some stairs ( or am I just did I just dream that?). Now it's all that psychobabble about being left on her own as a child?! I also think if you had a genuine stair phobia (which would be debilitating) you'd have sorted it out long before now especially if you're a personal friend of the Speakmans!

Also she held 17 beauty pageant titles at one time?! I think Debbie is a bit of a Walter Mitty personally!

I am afraid they all need binning! They look very tacky now

Seema looks nice I think, she seems to have erred on the side of caution with the 'tweakments'.